Ah, standing missionary, my favourite.

Also, how dare you insinuate I'm anywhere near that rad.

I aspire to be just as cool as me.

can't even drink soda in ohio smh

i can only wish i was that big, maybe one day i'll magically transform into me

You is living the dream

Damn, I'm cool 😎

I mean I'm more of a 'I finish my food first and let the other person finish what they're doing and then we can get to that' also I guess I'm cool I don't really have a lot of self confidence

furlow said:
Ah yes, the dreams of every straight guy. Just being able whip their dick out and fuck a rando :P

Very bold of you to assume that their fantasies don't consist of cuddles, holding hands, and gentle love making.

furlow said:
Ah yes, the dreams of every straight guy. Just being able whip their dick out and fuck a rando :P

Can't tell if you were just making a really lame joke, or putting your hate for straight folks right out there ...

diamondized said:
Very bold of you to assume that their fantasies don't consist of cuddles, holding hands, and gentle love making.

Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

furlow said:
Ah yes, the dreams of every straight guy. Just being able whip their dick out and fuck a rando :P

We’re people really that offended by this. Even if it were meant to be mean spirited this is pretty tame.

what happened to kom male i liked him more

Woah, my dick can bend 90 degrees??

Let me try!

CRACK!

purothebean said:
Woah, my dick can bend 90 degrees??

Let me try!

CRACK!

nah but why did it roll out like a ruler at the start

Such a good girl. ^^

"bwuayoiyoiyoiyoiyoiang" lol

*blows up soda with mind*

expired_mayonnaise said:
*blows up soda with mind*

My fucking soda *boom*

Damn... I'm looking good!

I wish I was "YOU"