I’m still waiting for scientists to make Pokémon real. They are taking their sweet time.

supertails28 said:
I’m still waiting for scientists to make Pokémon real. They are taking their sweet time.

A man can dream.

He won't be thirsty anymore

Ideal scenario

A lobster free Christmas? What does this man know that we do not? Are the lobsters mounting another offensive?

Maybe go 16:9 next year?

sexynotdisgusting said:
He won't be thirsty anymore

Choose Vaporeon brand water to quench your thirst.

Nice to see a furry artist not rabidly against AI stuff XD.

This is just gorgeous, but considering it's the Crab Mage that should go without saying.

Mage.space is already realy good at making porn give it a try. Its free as far as i know.

This is taking "drowning in pussy" to a very literal level

The more Vaporeons you add, the better it is!

-inhale-
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

My guy is over here drowning.