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YO! Bulletproof thigh highs! This would absolutely change the world.
If we made bulletproof thigh highs, we can make bulletproof fabric and sew proper uniforms out of that. Add safety padding to limbs and chest, and suddenly you can't die.
Bulletproof fabric also allows for bulletproof portable cover; lightweight, durable, etc. Imagine just carrying a wall with you to hide behind.
And what about shelter? Camouflage? Bulletproof tent cover. Bulletproof camo net.
Of course, we still don't know what caliber of bullets those thigh highs stop. Even if it's barely stopping a 9mm, it's already huge, especially in civilian cases. Just imagine shooting a guy in the stomach and the guy keeps walking. Absolute unit.
Now imagine, for a second, tank shell proof nets. Artillery is useless. Everyone is invincible (as long as it's not a direct hit, if it is, you get a concussion and your organs are smooched into a fine red porridge), so we have to develop more yield tank shells. Then, we make even stronger weapons. Eventually, surviving the Tsar Bomb is a Monday walk. And then? Every war has to be nuclear. Either we bomb ourselves into oblivion, or all wars are ceased, both of which result in forced world peace, allowing us all to focus on climate change.
Sigh, what am I talking about, they'll just ban bulletproof clothing from war.
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MemberYO! Bulletproof thigh highs! This would absolutely change the world.
If we made bulletproof thigh highs, we can make bulletproof fabric and sew proper uniforms out of that. Add safety padding to limbs and chest, and suddenly you can't die.
Bulletproof fabric also allows for bulletproof portable cover; lightweight, durable, etc. Imagine just carrying a wall with you to hide behind.
And what about shelter? Camouflage? Bulletproof tent cover. Bulletproof camo net.
Of course, we still don't know what caliber of bullets those thigh highs stop. Even if it's barely stopping a 9mm, it's already huge, especially in civilian cases. Just imagine shooting a guy in the stomach and the guy keeps walking. Absolute unit.
Now imagine, for a second, tank shell proof nets. Artillery is useless. Everyone is invincible (as long as it's not a direct hit, if it is, you get a concussion and your organs are smooched into a fine red porridge), so we have to develop more yield tank shells. Then, we make even stronger weapons. Eventually, surviving the Tsar Bomb is a Monday walk. And then? Every war has to be nuclear. Either we bomb ourselves into oblivion, or all wars are ceased, both of which result in forced world peace, allowing us all to focus on climate change.
Sigh, what am I talking about, they'll just ban bulletproof clothing from war.
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