No >:(

Stop being so cute and sexy

Make me

Zod: “…….Never.”

No. Thank you.

obligame prra

When you're dying of starvation it's hard to stop thinking about food.

No. No, I don't think I will.

no, i don't think i will

NEVER SURRENDER! ALL HAIL THE HORNY!

heh, sex

Well it's that or the inevitable heat death of the universe and the fact that nothing really matters in the end, so nah I'll stick with thinking about sex

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

I always do it, and you can't stop me!

Is that humanly possible?

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sex... Feck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

In regards to you Loonie, that is scientifically impossible.

make me

Your constant behavior and dark costumes are very sexy. It's impossible to stop me

"Stop thinking about FOOD!" - said the pizza to me.

Who are you to judge me, lady? You've got syphilis, so you thought about it at least once.

Duly noted and ignored.

YA KNOW WHAT LOONIE! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

sheskau99 said:
Is that humanly possible?

Not in front of her, at least.

mad_maddie said:
Who are you to judge me, lady? You've got syphilis, so you thought about it at least once.

Syphilis also spreads through unclean needles and mother to child (and considering the very sad theories about Hellhounds in the Hazbin/Helluva universe the latter one’s very plausible).

I wasn't thinking about it until you reminded me...

Well now that you said it I'm definitely thinking about it.

Cant even eat a banana without thinking something bad

nuh uh!

BUT HOW

Oh look, it's the Catholic Church PSA.

Don't tell me what to do!

You first.

daedius said:
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sex... Feck.

Rammstein? 🥺🥺🥺

NO!

You can't make me!

its e621 its impossible

damiantheantichrist said:
its e621 its impossible

It's possible... Not quite common il admit lol but there are some pretty nice posts that aren't porn on this site and if you want the full sfw experience go to e926

nutkicker said:
It's possible... Not quite common il admit lol but there are some pretty nice posts that aren't porn on this site and if you want the full sfw experience go to e926

No thanks,quite happy with my friend e621♡

Angy.

As Professor Membrane once said
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

e621 mods be like

chrysalises_bitch42 said:
When you're dying of starvation it's hard to stop thinking about food.

The very idea of someone dying from lack of sex audibly made me chuckle.

Striker: "WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?"

…I wish I could.

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mom!

Snuggling instead would suffice

loona would absolutely never say this lol.

Someone make a sex version of this doodle out of spite.