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logitech
MemberHahahahaha I'm watching this episode of DBZ right now XD
What perfect timing
Dragon3076
MemberI...I can't...
Kinezumi
Memberbu--but..
VanillaWaffles
MemberAh, so -that's- how spirit bomb really works.
TrannyFur
BlockedMaking a kid might not be sexy (to some), but sure is fun.
Slendymon the First
MemberWell. That happened.
CSpicyweener
Member...
G'night everybody!
*drops mic and leaves*
lonewolf1559
MemberSPIRIT BOMB!!!!!!
YCde dragon
Memberwell that escalated quickly
tfkcex
Memberwat?
Nekrosilisk88
MemberGoku: Well I still got the Sperm Bomb but I still need both arms to charge it.
fonzeh
MemberHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! GENIUS!
Desmo
MemberOMFG! This is full of so much LOL!
Zoinho1
MemberOH GOD!
XD
Beepmaster
MemberI fucking love you.
Z I Z
MemberFOOL, YOU CANNOT MUSTER THE SPERM TO HANDLE ME.
alittleblackbat
Memberoh for a second there i thought this was the original.
IguanasAreCool
Member"share your energy with me"
*Starts fapping*
Marcusmccloud
MemberWell that's not so bad...
mylolzaremine
MemberHahahahahaha <3
Ryuzaki Tritium
Member'making a kid isn't sexy'
Dat tag.
Gormous
Memberbig lulz
The Shadow of Light
MemberThis is pure epic priceless!
King94
MemberHow did he get in there?
Lain
Memberhow funny
Luna's Lover
MemberOh my god This made me cry :'D
furry and yiff
MemberLOL X3333333
Kooskia
MemberBeing the original commissioner of the comic, i've to say that this is simply wonderful xD
Fmafanclub
MemberBest. Edit. EVER.
GHDA
Memberi can't believe this shit
demandingo
MemberLmao!!! He created a SON!
Goku
Blackphantom770
BlockedWords cannot describe my LUL!
Blackphantom770
BlockedThis is how they schools should teach sex ed
or at least the way I would teach sex ed.
Foreplay would be Kaioken
penetration would be the Kamehameha wave
Anal would be Dragon Fist
vaginal would be Instant Transmission/or ITS OVER 9000!
and an orgasm going Super Saiyan 2
Had fun kids?
Next lesson we go over protection...Naruto style.
BELIEVE IT!
cjkrythos
Memberexcept naruto has to relearn how to protect himself before every new opponent. He spends several episodes learning a new technique and by the time he faces his next opponent, he starts over from square one with his most basic techniques.
Blackphantom770
BlockedHey, that's how you gotta do shit now adays, I heard they have this new strain of aids that can shadow clone jutsu, time to prepare and buy some RASENGAN brand condoms. No glove, no love BELIEVE IT! ;3
FaolanKusibo44451
MemberNo words in any language can describe how much amusement I get from what you just said. In other words, so much ROFL
ShadeGryphon
MemberThe problem with funny porn is that I feel awkward sharing it with anyone, but this is beautiful.
WorldWalker128
Member*Head-desk*
DragonHearted34
Member*FACE-PALM!*
BlackDragon-Assassin
Member*has an aneurysm from all the stupidity in this post*
user 204583
MemberLOL Yes.
Nine Tailed Fury
BlockedHow much sperm is in a single ejaculation?
Over 9,000!!!
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