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bluesub6
Memberthere is nothing to fix, she is already the perfect killing machine.
eJack
MemberBeautiful drawing.
Karasblack314
MemberDoes anybody else remember those comedic psychiatric reviews at the end of the campaign in GTA5? For her I'd pick;
1) Not sure where to begin with this one.
2) Severely in need of medication.
3) Respectable in public - mercilessly homicidal in private.
4) Didn't get enough hugs as a child.
5) Gave her creepy uncle nightmares.
6) Seems to meet a lot of very dangerous people... who all end up either afraid of, or dead by, her.
7) The reason I'm retiring, and moving to Cuba!
Evertide
MemberPOV: She can make you worse.
Dzeergy
MemberI got excited for a second because it looked like her name was revealed but then I noticed it was just Jane Doe
km3333
MemberTwo words: Zoom meeting.
Three more: Wearing a balaclava.
Four more: Using a voice changer.
KavakLuna
MemberDamn, now would be a good time to be able to read cursive.
If anyone knows what the clipboard says, I would really appreciate a translation.
Friedy
MemberPOV: She's about to fuck you up, and you wished it was physical...
Updated
tdbreslawski
MemberIn response to that description: no you can’t.
Maria Kauffman
MemberHeh, fix her? Fix me! I have nightmares of being chased by a monster in my hometown seeing from it's point of view hunting me.
Amomterasu
MemberHowdy.
PythorSimp
MemberFor those that dont know, John/Jane Doe is the name given to people who either cant be recognized, or wont give up their name
Maria Kauffman
MemberThank ya
Maria Kauffman
MemberI knew this. A few entities on my dreams do this. Just pointing in where I "should" go
CrazyT
MemberFive more: Not going to fucking help.
RandomBoiWasTaken
MemberHere’s my take: Let’s be terrible together.
Horsewithnoname
MemberAwesome seeing new Boss Lamb art again! :)
Wearyfyx
MemberMe and a friend worked it out and are fairly confident it says the following (left to right, section by section. a few gramatical changes.)
"Patient name: Jane Doe
Patient ID: #/
Gender: F
Age: ?"
"Real Name? Claims Jane Doe is "just a coincidence.""
"Compulsive Liar" -> "Don't Trust Anything!"
"Date of birth?" "Sometime in the 1970s" -> "evasive/vague/annoyed when asked" -> "At least 50 years old."
"FAMILY? -> "From brooklyn!"
-> "7 Siblings 5♂ 2♀" -> "No contact."
-> "Parents" -> "Working class" -> "Father: Docks worker, marine vet[not confident on this one]" "Mother: House wife"
"Ask about childhood" -> "Rough to say the least."
"Mother of 1" (could be a 9, that is a funky 1)
"Divorced" -> "
Ask about past marriage" -> "Bad idea""Has a boyfriend 22/52/82 years old."
I couldn't discern that little bit of barely visible cursive under summary
Best guess we could come up with was "Authorized Delivery"
KavakLuna
MemberThank you very much. It’s really appreciated.
Cancerous trash
MemberI could fix her, but whatever is "wrong" with her is way hotter. So i'll make her worse.
carnivore4lyf
Member...Balalaika?
LobsterMan
BlockedPOV: You can fix her
Chad: I'm not a SIMP
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