jane doe created by hladilnik
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  • Does anybody else remember those comedic psychiatric reviews at the end of the campaign in GTA5? For her I'd pick;

    1) Not sure where to begin with this one.
    2) Severely in need of medication.
    3) Respectable in public - mercilessly homicidal in private.
    4) Didn't get enough hugs as a child.
    5) Gave her creepy uncle nightmares.
    6) Seems to meet a lot of very dangerous people... who all end up either afraid of, or dead by, her.
    7) The reason I'm retiring, and moving to Cuba!

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  • I got excited for a second because it looked like her name was revealed but then I noticed it was just Jane Doe

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  • Damn, now would be a good time to be able to read cursive.
    If anyone knows what the clipboard says, I would really appreciate a translation.

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  • For those that dont know, John/Jane Doe is the name given to people who either cant be recognized, or wont give up their name

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  • pythor said:
    For those that dont know, John/Jane Doe is the name given to people who either cant be recognized, or wont give up their name

    I knew this. A few entities on my dreams do this. Just pointing in where I "should" go

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  • km3333 said:
    Two words: Zoom meeting.

    Three more: Wearing a balaclava.

    Four more: Using a voice changer.

    Five more: Not going to fucking help.

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  • kavakluna said:
    Damn, now would be a good time to be able to read cursive.
    If anyone knows what the clipboard says, I would really appreciate a translation.

    Me and a friend worked it out and are fairly confident it says the following (left to right, section by section. a few gramatical changes.)
    "Patient name: Jane Doe
    Patient ID: #/
    Gender: F
    Age: ?"

    "Real Name? Claims Jane Doe is "just a coincidence.""

    "Compulsive Liar" -> "Don't Trust Anything!"

    "Date of birth?" "Sometime in the 1970s" -> "evasive/vague/annoyed when asked" -> "At least 50 years old."

    "FAMILY? -> "From brooklyn!"
    -> "7 Siblings 5♂ 2♀" -> "No contact."
    -> "Parents" -> "Working class" -> "Father: Docks worker, marine vet[not confident on this one]" "Mother: House wife"

    "Ask about childhood" -> "Rough to say the least."

    "Mother of 1" (could be a 9, that is a funky 1)

    "Divorced" -> "Ask about past marriage" -> "Bad idea"

    "Has a boyfriend 22/52/82 years old."

    I couldn't discern that little bit of barely visible cursive under summary
    Best guess we could come up with was "Authorized Delivery"

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  • saltyfox99 said:
    Me and a friend worked it out and are fairly confident it says the following (left to right, section by section. a few gramatical changes.)
    "Patient name: Jane Doe
    Patient ID: #/
    Gender: F
    Age: ?"

    "Real Name? Claims Jane Doe is "just a coincidence.""

    "Compulsive Liar" -> "Don't Trust Anything!"

    "Date of birth?" "Sometime in the 1970s" -> "evasive/vague/annoyed when asked" -> "At least 50 years old."

    "FAMILY? -> "From brooklyn!"
    -> "7 Siblings 5♂ 2♀" -> "No contact."
    -> "Parents" -> "Working class" -> "Father: Docks worker, marine vet[not confident on this one]" "Mother: House wife"

    "Ask about childhood" -> "Rough to say the least."

    "Mother of 1" (could be a 9, that is a funky 1)

    "Divorced" -> "Ask about past marriage" -> "Bad idea"

    "Has a boyfriend 22/52/82 years old."

    I couldn't discern that little bit of barely visible cursive under summary
    Best guess we could come up with was "Authorized Delivery"

    Thank you very much. It’s really appreciated.

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