One testicle? Ouch.

Sofi said:
Cosmo Tip #3009: Want to make your man scream? Right as he finishes, grab some surgical scissors, and lob his testes off. It'll make him howl like a hound.

I keep somehow ending up with girls who like to do this.

Therapy said:
I keep somehow ending up with girls who like to do this.

good god man, how many balls do you HAVE?

Therapy said:
I keep somehow ending up with girls who like to do this.

She's doing the responsible thing and neutering her pet, obviously.

I would not mind this.

AllenC said:
good god man, how many balls do you HAVE?

He must be Krogan

Sofi said:
She's doing the responsible thing and neutering her pet, obviously.

You're a sick person and you may need to see a psychologist. How about I slice your ovaries out? maybe it'll make you less of a crazy bitch

OliveBomb said:
How about I slice your ovaries out?

Joke's on you, that's my fetish.

OliveBomb said:
You're a sick person and you may need to see a psychologist. How about I slice your ovaries out? maybe it'll make you less of a crazy bitch

But crazy bitches are cute. =w=

OT: Orgasm denial... so painful, but so worth it.

MyDigitalHazard said:
He must be Krogan

Shepard: Wrex.
Wrex: Shepard.