Quiet splashes. Unusual ripples. The seabirds still their cries as something roils the surface of the ocean. Is there fog coming in? What is that? Where’s my camera?! My phone won’t focus!

We at Bad Dragon are no strangers to unusual sightings, but even we’re a little startled when a legendary beast shows up out of nowhere and hops on our yacht, asking where the drinks are.

Spritz enjoys making other's lives… “interesting.” Unlike the rest of his kind, he's very outgoing, social, and loves to have fun. Every once in a while he’ll board a party boat to have a good time. He enjoys letting the air out of unsuspecting swimmer’s inner tubes. He loves hijacking picnics when no one is looking… but his favorite catch is the unattended swimwear of skinny dippers. Spritz loves seeing the confusion when someone realizes their clothes are three hundred feet from where they were left and folded neatly... but one pair of bottoms is missing out of the whole group.

He’s always good about returning them when the individual missing their bottoms is extremely confused, and most are good-humored enough to invite him back to their barbecue for some food and drinks. He’ll do just about anything for a good handful of those wonderful little cheesy cracker things, you know, the ones shaped like little fish? The orange ones? In fact, his love of cheesy fish snacks has gotten him backed into some kinky, slippery situations. Imagine our surprise when one of our Crew members made a lewd suggestion of what Spritz could do for crackers and he willingly obliged…