WOOO! HELICOPTER! XD

Comedy Gold

Lucius_the_Fox said:
WOOO! HELICOPTER! XD

"To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick"

Words of wisdom if I've ever seen any.

It ain't a helicopter dick, because it's not rotating horizontally. It's more of a plane propeller.

ReliablyAwful said:
It ain't a helicopter dick, because it's not rotating horizontally. It's more of a plane propeller.

Incorrect, hes the back propeller of a helicopter :P

Conker said:
Incorrect, hes the back propeller of a helicopter :P

This is like a discussion of how a c*bleep!*ck in a comic for a dragon looks like a horse c*bleep!*ck and one guy is yelling, " THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DRAGON PEN*bleep!*S!!!" And another guy is screaming, " DRAGONS DON'T EXIST F*bleep!*CKTARD!!!"
And another guy is just bellowing, " KOMODO DRAGONS, B*bleep!*TCH!!" And aNOTHER fattass is just sitting there saying, " DOWN WITH FASCISTS DOWN WITH FASCISTS!!!"

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
This is like a discussion of how a c*bleep!*ck in a comic for a dragon looks like a horse c*bleep!*ck and one guy is yelling, " THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DRAGON PEN*bleep!*S!!!" And another guy is screaming, " DRAGONS DON'T EXIST F*bleep!*CKTARD!!!"
And another guy is just bellowing, " KOMODO DRAGONS, B*bleep!*TCH!!" And aNOTHER fattass is just sitting there saying, " DOWN WITH FASCISTS DOWN WITH FASCISTS!!!"

not sure what the fuck you're trying to say there >.>

Vriska_Serket said:
not sure what the fuck you're trying to say there >.>

Neither do i. Now, lets say this whole thing never happened and we go for a chocolate banana pizza, okay?

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Neither do i. Now, lets say this whole thing never happened and we go for a chocolate banana pizza, okay?

I prefer pinapple 8anana o3o'

Vriska_Serket said:
I prefer pinapple 8anana o3o'

Well i don't care, I'm buying, so we get what I WANT.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Well i don't care, I'm buying, so we get what I WANT.

Well,I paid you.

So we eat what I WANT.

Scakk said:
Well,I paid you.

So we eat what I WANT.

fair enough.

Vriska_Serket said:
fair enough.

NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! ** proceeds to sit down**
ITS LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT. I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME ANYMORE!!! I think I need to spend some time alone.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! ** proceeds to sit down**
ITS LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT. I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME ANYMORE!!! I think I need to spend some time alone.

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP JERKING OFF IN THE SINK, PERHAPS THIS WOULD 8E A DIFFERENT STORY!

HEY! I WANNA YELL TO! IMA FIRINNNN, MA LAZOR! okay. oh, and ITS OVER 9THOUSAAAAAAND! okay. oh and uh... GRAGOOGLY! ok, Im done. oh, and, if youre goin' out for pizza, can i come with you?!

EpicMilkshake said:
HEY! I WANNA YELL TO! IMA FIRINNNN, MA LAZOR! okay. oh, and ITS OVER 9THOUSAAAAAAND! okay. oh and uh... GRAGOOGLY! ok, Im done. oh, and, if youre goin' out for pizza, can i come with you?!

ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO SCREAM MOAR.

Scakk said:
ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO SCREAM MOAR.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3 IS A PARTY, 4 IS A CROWD JEEZE LEARN THE RULES >.>

Vriska_Serket said:
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP JERKING OFF IN THE SINK, PERHAPS THIS WOULD 8E A DIFFERENT STORY!

NEVAR!!111oneone!!!1exclamationmark!1

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
NEVAR!!111oneone!!!1exclamationmark!1

-sigh- there's just no reasoning with you is there? and to think how disappointed your mother would 8e at the lack of grandchildren...

Vriska_Serket said:
-sigh- there's just no reasoning with you is there? and to think how disappointed your mother would 8e at the lack of grandchildren...

DON'T YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT READY. AND STOP WATCHING THIS PORN, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY WOMEN YOU LOVE LIKE THAT... but maybe... maybe YOU DONT LOVE ME. It's been this way for a long time. Im afraid we're... *sob*... okay, i think you need the truth... I'M PEGNATE. THE TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE. I'm so sorry...

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
DON'T YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT READY. AND STOP WATCHING THIS PORN, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY WOMEN YOU LOVE LIKE THAT... but maybe... maybe YOU DONT LOVE ME. It's been this way for a long time. Im afraid we're... *sob*... okay, i think you need the truth... I'M PEGNATE. THE TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE. I'm so sorry...

-facepalm- so you pegged nate again now have you? tsk, how many times is that now? I'm remotely surprised he's still alive, does he still have the 8ulletholes from when I last shot him? It seems I'm a lousy shot, no matter, my aim has gotten 8etter. As for love, would I have killed you if I didn't?

Vriska_Serket said:
-facepalm- so you pegged nate again now have you? tsk, how many times is that now? I'm remotely surprised he's still alive, does he still have the 8ulletholes from when I last shot him? It seems I'm a lousy shot, no matter, my aim has gotten 8etter. As for love, would I have killed you if I didn't?

yolo

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
yolo

nolo -.-

Vriska_Serket said:
nolo -.-

Rolo?

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Rolo?

no...it's over... -proceeds to leave slowly-

Vriska_Serket said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3 IS A PARTY, 4 IS A CROWD JEEZE LEARN THE RULES >.>

AND HERE I WAS THINKING 4 WAS NUMBER! HUH! I WAS ALSO THINKING THAT 3 WAS A CROUD AND 4 WAS A..... OKAY I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS EXACTLY BUT... AND THERE WE GO AGAIN! I LOST MY LAST... NEVER MIND! [P.S I WAS GOING TO SAY HERSHEYS KISS, JUST SO YA KNOW] NOM NOM NOM VIETNAM NOM NOM...

Vriska_Serket said:
no...it's over... -proceeds to leave slowly-

So... are we still getting pizza?

EpicMilkshake said:
So... are we still getting pizza?

no...

Vriska_Serket said:
no...

oh, ok... ):

EpicMilkshake said:
oh, ok... ):

Aw. And I was so looking forward to that pizza too.

FlamingSoul said:
Aw. And I was so looking forward to that pizza too.

Same here...Wanna get a burger?

Jimjim692 said:

Same here...Wanna get a burger?

Sure. I'll pay.

FlamingSoul said:
Sure. I'll pay.

Ok. I'll get a cheeseburger.

It's like... CATCEPTION

Why did I have a feeling that the last panel would burn my eyes?

Surprised nobody said it... Helicockter.

Vriska_Serket said:
nolo -.-

Funfact: Nolo is a word in finnish.

darkenedshadow said:
Funfact: Nolo is a word in finnish.

what does it mean o3o;?

Everytime I see the last panel I think he looks like Nigel Thornberry
"wooo! Helicopter!"
"Smashing!"

>this whole comment section

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...Okay, what the fek happened in here? Did somebody set off a bomb made of crack cocaine and marijuana or something?

...Actually, y'know what? Never mind-- forget I asked that question. Now that I think about it, I don't wanna know the answer.

The_Masked_Newfag said:
>this whole comment section

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...Okay, what the fek happened in here? Did somebody set off a bomb made of crack cocaine and marijuana or something?

...Actually, y'know what? Never mind-- forget I asked that question. Now that I think about it, I don't wanna know the answer.

I almost feel as if one of my internal theater play dialogues popped right out of my mind while I wasn´t paying attention and then proceeded to manifest itself in front of my eyes as the comments posted by strange, random and hilarious members on this very site....

Or, Akbar The Corncob happened aided by Vriska Serket, and it all snowballed from there. But what´s the fun in a rational and logical reply?:-P

The_Masked_Newfag said:
>this whole comment section

Taran87 said:
I almost feel as if one of my internal theater play dialogues popped right out of my mind while I wasn´t paying attention and then proceeded to manifest itself in front of my eyes as the comments posted by strange, random and hilarious members on this very site....

Or, Akbar The Corncob happened aided by Vriska Serket, and it all snowballed from there. But what´s the fun in a rational and logical reply?:-P

honestly, I don't know what cornco8 was on 8ut I 8lame molly and marijuana mixed lol

Vriska_Serket said:
honestly, I don't know what cornco8 was on 8ut I 8lame molly and marijuana mixed lol

Hey... wanna go get a pizza and play smashbros?

oh wait, I already got a neutral record for roleplaying in comments, I need to be more careful... aw screw it the offer stands.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
This is like a discussion of how a c*bleep!*ck in a comic for a dragon looks like a horse c*bleep!*ck and one guy is yelling, " THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DRAGON PEN*bleep!*S!!!" And another guy is screaming, " DRAGONS DON'T EXIST F*bleep!*CKTARD!!!"
And another guy is just bellowing, " KOMODO DRAGONS, B*bleep!*TCH!!" And aNOTHER fattass is just sitting there saying, " DOWN WITH FASCISTS DOWN WITH FASCISTS!!!"

beep boop.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
This is like a discussion of how a c*bleep!*ck in a comic for a dragon looks like a horse c*bleep!*ck and one guy is yelling, " THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DRAGON PEN*bleep!*S!!!" And another guy is screaming, " DRAGONS DON'T EXIST F*bleep!*CKTARD!!!"
And another guy is just bellowing, " KOMODO DRAGONS, B*bleep!*TCH!!" And aNOTHER fattass is just sitting there saying, " DOWN WITH FASCISTS DOWN WITH FASCISTS!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDO6rSTUcvE

points at comments This is your brain on 2000s internet.