european mythology and etc created by ganbanman
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  • you know whats weird i have arachnophobia yet I'm not afraid of this character anyway if i saw this on my face I'd be going: dawwwwwww!!!!!!!!

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  • No red streak means she's not a black widow, so she's probably not venomous, I wouldn't mind if she bit me. She's just too adorable to be mad at. Only down side would be that you'd have to be extremely careful so you wouldn't crush her, which would cause such great grief, that it'd throw almost anyone into an almost unheard of level of clinical depression, which would be all but guaranteed to end in either suicide or (hopefully only attempted) genocide.

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  • It's kinda widowlike with the black body and noticeable Bach patterns, but one it's obviously not a widow because it's got no red strike but a pink heart pattern, and two, how can this things bite be NOTICABLE let alone painful without fangs?

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  • I almost pissed myself laughing at this. I have a rustleg (irrelevantly named Butters(don't even ask)) and every time I go to pet her she does this.
    Well she did, but just like my cat she ran out of fucks to give and now she's just 110% done.

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