zaush (one weird trick) created by ajin
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  • The trick is that she just gets a wolfy nail/(insert popular artist) pic, poorly traces/recolors it in MS-Paint and calls it her origunal churactar.

    donat steela (c) me :3c

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  • My dad fell for this shit once. Bodybuilding thing. I fucking warned him. I fucking told his outright is was a scam. He didn't fucking listen, resulting in me fucking dealing with fucking Payfuckingpal for almost an hour to get his fucking money back!

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  • TheTundraTerror said:
    (...fucking...)

    You appear to be a little wound up, would you like to tell us what is on your mind? :P

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  • The trick is to gargle tea leaves then spit them onto a canvas, and the enchanted leaves automatically arrange into yiff.

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  • ggdk said:
    You appear to be a little wound up, would you like to tell us what is on your mind? :P

    I can't even begin to count the number of times where I was about to rub one out... only for my dad to yell for me to help him fix his fucking computer. Of course, I couldn't just fix it. No, I had to teach him. I could just take the 5 seconds to fix it. Had to spend 5 MINUTES and tell him how to. I couldn't just take the mouse and do it myself while letting him watch. No, I had to tell him every step of the way.

    This is why I'm getting into IT. If I'm going to fix other peoples fuck ups, I might as well being in a paycheck for it.

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  • TheTundraTerror said:
    I can't even begin to count the number of times where I was about to rub one out... only for my dad to yell for me to help him fix his fucking computer.

    What's that one very-german word? Schadenfreude?

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  • TheTundraTerror said:
    (...tale of interrupted masturbation...)
    This is why I'm getting into IT. If I'm going to fix other peoples fuck ups, I might as well being in a paycheck for it.

    Ahahahaa!!! Oh, wait! you're serious, aren't you?! Let me laugh even harder! AHAHAHA!!!

    Sorry, but that was so cute!

    All I can say - if you do IT plan to stay as far as the fuck you can from the front-lines! Just ... say... no! Plan to become a specialist or an engineer. At least you'll deal with heavily filtered cases!

    Front-line support is mind-numbing, soul-sucking work. You will eventually realise that the clock-tower is a pretty good idea! If you have to do it - do it but move on quickly, or it will kill any semblance of humanity you have ever had!

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  • Sofi said:
    Pffsnrk

    Shush, you fool! You'll blow our cover! Just wait until the Lizard Army is ready for the final attack!

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  • ggdk said:
    -snip-

    Oh, I wouldn't mind as much if it's my job and I'm getting paid for it. I have to fix other peoples shit all the time, so I might as well pull in some sort of paycheck for it.

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  • TheTundraTerror said:
    Oh, I wouldn't mind as much if it's my job and I'm getting paid for it. I have to fix other peoples shit all the time, so I might as well pull in some sort of paycheck for it.

    Rest assured you will be handling people even dumber than your dad. It's seriously standard procedure to ask the customers if the computer is plugged in and turned on, because in so many cases, that's the problem. Not to mention management will treat you slightly better than dogshit.

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  • TheTundraTerror said:
    I can't even begin to count the number of times where I was about to rub one out... only for my dad to yell for me to help him fix his fucking computer. Of course, I couldn't just fix it. No, I had to teach him. I could just take the 5 seconds to fix it. Had to spend 5 MINUTES and tell him how to. I couldn't just take the mouse and do it myself while letting him watch. No, I had to tell him every step of the way.

    This is why I'm getting into IT. If I'm going to fix other peoples fuck ups, I might as well being in a paycheck for it.

    My mother does that to me ALL THE TIME. LET ME HAVE THE MOUSE SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY DAY INSTEAD OF TEACHING YOU HOW TO MAKE A FORZA 6 SLIDESHOW ON YOUR DAMN VAIO

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  • TheTundraTerror said:
    I can't even begin to count the number of times where I was about to rub one out... only for my dad to yell for me to help him fix his fucking computer. Of course, I couldn't just fix it. No, I had to teach him. I could just take the 5 seconds to fix it. Had to spend 5 MINUTES and tell him how to. I couldn't just take the mouse and do it myself while letting him watch. No, I had to tell him every step of the way.

    This is why I'm getting into IT. If I'm going to fix other peoples fuck ups, I might as well being in a paycheck for it.

    At least he's willing to learn. If only my mother would so I didn't have to yelled out whenever the TV doesn't start with the source to show programs.

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