Someone forgot to read their calender

Relica said:
Someone forgot to read their calender

Nah, October is over now.

I like how the pizza came, too.

''During sexual intercourse the male shall always place one of his hands on his hip and the other on the rear of the receiver''

~Porn logic.

Shade_Teh_Wolf said:
''During sexual intercourse the male shall always place one of his hands on his hip and the other on the rear of the receiver''

~Porn logic.

Also stand slightly sideways to give the watchers a good view.

The way her tail is curved looks like a vortex. Watch out ofr incoming Deadites, you may have to use your "boom stick" on them--

and they may just enjoy it too!

logitech said:
I like how the pizza came, too.

Omg love it xD

logitech said:
I like how the pizza came, too.

Hahahaha oh wow

Relica said:
Someone forgot to read their calender

Random said:
Nah, October is over now.

She forgot to change the month

*Writes 'NO SEX' on a calender with a picture of canine dude with his erection exposed instead of a non-porn calender*

Makes sense.

oh tat sexy hot pizza

In what way is this adultery? I see no ring, no husband, or wedding photo... There's no evidence,what so ever, and if you are going to refer to the picture of that couple on the fridge... That could be her parents, for all we know...

Her husband's not doing his job. Logic: horny, orders pizza, answers door in lingerie, lets pizza guy fuck her. Win!

Khakiwolf said:
Her husband's not doing his job. Logic: horny, orders pizza, answers door in lingerie, lets pizza guy fuck her. Win!

ALSO: e621 needs a "UPS Man" tag for pictures like this. (South Park reference)

It's not delivery, it's a porno

How did the panties come off around the Garters and stockings though? These are the real questions.

random said:
Also stand slightly sideways to give the watchers a good view.

Coming in at that 90° angle risks a dick fracture.