jesus christ, santa claus, satan, and virgin mary (christmas and etc) created by smudge proof
Description

Based on the best selling X-rated fantasy of all time!

Also Santa Claus.

Insert obligatory “White Xmas is coming early this year” pun here.

Commission for P4U.

Contact me if interested.

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  • Fmafanclub said:
    WHO WOULD PAY FOR A COMMISSION LIKE THIS???

    Someone who:

    A: Wanted a laugh.

    B: Wanted to see reactions like yours.

    c: All of the above.

    Pick your choice.

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  • Sofi said:
    Where's that one guy that flagged images for "being offansive to god"?

    He'd love this one.

    Dunno. But he'd better specify what god, because I think the Abrahamic God would deem the whole site and it's visitors worthy of devastation.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    Dunno. But he'd better specify what god, because I think the Abrahamic God would deem the whole site and it's visitors worthy of devastation.

    I don't want to go to heaven; none of my friends are there.

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  • Daneasaur said:
    Someone who:

    A: Wanted a laugh.

    B: Wanted to see reactions like yours.

    c: All of the above.

    Pick your choice.

    Well, this person got all of them.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    I don't think anybody is there.

    I don't think anybody wants to be there.

    "Oh, joy, another day of complete perfection."

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  • Sofi said:
    I don't think anybody wants to be there.

    "Oh, joy, another day of complete perfection."

    I don't think any mind could handle eternity.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    I don't think any mind could handle eternity.

    I dunno, man, those Tibetan Monks are pretty hardcore..

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  • HaydenRedtalon said:
    This is far more stimulating conversation than I expected on this picture.

    Hayden dear, are you stalking me on here by any chance?

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  • What I don't get is how I upload a pic of Alexander Andersen from Hellsing, and it gets deleted for not representing E6. I'm curious...how is it that this represents E6?

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  • Volstiv said:
    What I don't get is how I upload a pic of Alexander Andersen from Hellsing, and it gets deleted for not representing E6. I'm curious...how is it that this represents E6?

    I dunno. I have had at least one image of mine seemingly vanish from the site without a trace. When asked what happened I never received a reply.

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  • I know it's a bit late to question P4U's kinks, but in what back alley corner of his mind was this concocted?

    I guess I can't blame you for not asking questions where there's money involved, but really. Is this supposed to be some kind of ham-fisted political statement or does he just really get a kick out of this oddly specific scenario?

    Then again, given his track record for commissions that may not be a smart question.

    Stay classy, Smudge...or something.

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  • A_Pimp_Named_OJ said:
    I know it's a bit late to question P4U's kinks, but in what back alley corner of his mind was this concocted?

    I guess I can't blame you for not asking questions where there's money involved, but really. Is this supposed to be some kind of ham-fisted political statement or does he just really get a kick out of this oddly specific scenario?

    Then again, given his track record for commissions that may not be a smart question.

    Stay classy, Smudge...or something.

    I don't think it was political. He meant it as a joke image, when described it.

    And why would I exempt this fantasty realm from the countless others I have drawn already?

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    I don't think anybody is there.

    you know it's one thing to not agree with a religion but when you go and do something like this when you know it will piss people off then gloat about it, Then you're just being a dick And there's no real point behind it.

    Inb4 you say I'm just a offended christian. Don't. it has nothing to do with my religion, (if i even have one) I just don't offend people because i can, but it just comes down to what your standards are. And you just...have none.

    It sucks because I like some of your stuff, But if I have to see more of this, I might as well just add you to my black list.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    you know it's one thing to not agree with a religion but when you go and do something like this when you know it will piss people off then gloat about it, Then you're just being a dick And there's no real point behind it.

    Inb4 you say I'm just a offended christian. Don't. it has nothing to do with my religion, (if i even have one) I just don't offend people because i can, but it just comes down to what your standards are. And you just...have none.

    It sucks because I like some of your stuff, But if I have to see more of this, I might as well just add you to my black list.

    I was not gloating. I was posted a statement to which I have reacted. If I wanted to gloat, I would have put it in the description of the image, not wait till someone strongly implied that they found my handling of religions indecent. I will not remain silent to imply that I have perhaps agreed when I was challenged.
    I have made a statement. I do not feel ashamed to say that grown people have delusions when I believe they do, based on hard fact and common sense, be it Xenu, Santa Claus, fairies in the garden or Jahweh. I do not believe that religions deserve any special treatment, since I see no reason why they should.
    And I do have standards, but I am not terribly icky about thought crimes.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    I was not gloating. I was posted a statement to which I have reacted. If I wanted to gloat, I would have put it in the description of the image, not wait till someone strongly implied that they found my handling of religions indecent. I will not remain silent to imply that I have perhaps agreed when I was challenged.
    I have made a statement. I do not feel ashamed to say that grown people have delusions when I believe they do, based on hard fact and common sense, be it Xenu, Santa Claus, fairies in the garden or Jahweh. I do not believe that religions deserve any special treatment, since I see no reason why they should.
    And I do have standards, but I am not terribly icky about thought crimes.

    Really, if some disturbed man is willing to pay for this then go for it. But why post it here? People come here to see something sexy, not shock-jockery.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    I was not gloating. I was posted a statement to which I have reacted. If I wanted to gloat, I would have put it in the description of the image, not wait till someone strongly implied that they found my handling of religions indecent. I will not remain silent to imply that I have perhaps agreed when I was challenged.
    I have made a statement. I do not feel ashamed to say that grown people have delusions when I believe they do, based on hard fact and common sense, be it Xenu, Santa Claus, fairies in the garden or Jahweh. I do not believe that religions deserve any special treatment, since I see no reason why they should.
    And I do have standards, but I am not terribly icky about thought crimes.

    I really doubt that you have standards in fact I'm convinced From your work you'd draw anything for money. And if you don't want to remain silent I can't stop you. I was asking if you would be drawing more things like this and from that comment I understand that you will be.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    I really doubt that you have standards in fact I'm convinced From your work you'd draw anything for money. And if you don't want to remain silent I can't stop you. I was asking if you would be drawing more things like this and from that comment I understand that you will be.

    Let me give you an example: I won't draw neonazi propaganda. See?
    And since it is entirely possible that I will be asked to do more like this, it is very likely that I will.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    Let me give you an example: I won't draw neonazi propaganda. See?
    And since it is entirely possible that I will be asked to do more like this, it is very likely that I will.

    ....that's your standard? Nazis...Well technically that would be a standard. A standard. But I guess we can but agree that you don't have many standards when it comes to drawing things.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    ....that's your standard? Nazis...Well technically that would be a standard. A standard. But I guess we can but agree that you don't have many standards when it comes to drawing things.

    I was giving you an *example*. I have standards about things that I deem worthy. And no, I don't tend to get high and mighty about fantasy pictures and thought crimes where there are no victims. I find it highly a highly silly thing to do.
    Feel free to be morally repulsed, if it makes you feel better. I just don't care.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    I was giving you an *example*. I have standards about things that I deem worthy. And no, I don't tend to get high and mighty about fantasy pictures and thought crimes where there are no victims. I find it highly a highly silly thing to do.
    Feel free to be morally repulsed, if it makes you feel better. I just don't care.

    And to give you a concrete example: I have refused in the past, multiple times, to do commissions that I deemed defamatory to actual persons.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    And to give you a concrete example: I have refused in the past, multiple times, to do commissions that I deemed defamatory to actual persons.

    "I have standards about things that I deem worthy"

    yeah just not to peoples beliefs. because ya know evangelist who die trying to teach what the believe in to people overseas are fucking dumbasses, right? The fact is that you have no respect for people's beliefs or idea's on life so therefore you really don't even deserve respect.

    And I did take the liberty to be repulsed at something that was repulsive and un-clever, so thank you.

    You feel free to draw what ever fucked up shit you wan't to, There are other artist out there that doesn't agree with religion that has enough respect for people not to mock them like this. Just shows your character. Which I can see is not much.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    "I have standards about things that I deem worthy"

    yeah just not to peoples beliefs. because ya know evangelist who die trying to teach what the believe in to people overseas are fucking dumbasses, right? The fact is that you have no respect for people's beliefs or idea's on life so therefore you really don't even deserve respect.

    And I did take the liberty to be repulsed at something that was repulsive and un-clever, so thank you.

    You feel free to draw what ever fucked up shit you wan't to, There are other artist out there that doesn't agree with religion that has enough respect for people not to mock them like this. Just shows your character. Which I can see is not much.

    Would you call people who blow up other people in the name of religion dumbasses? They die for their beliefs just the same. I would at least call them misguided and delusional. I never said dumbass. Human psychology works in weird ways.
    You are completely free to feel repulsed, just as I am completely free to make fun of a delusion. Tell me, would you disagree with, let's stick to the example, the beliefs of a neo-nazi, or somebody who in this day and age claims that the Earth is flat? Why would religion be any different, just because it has a label attached to it? It deserves no special delicate treatment whatsoever.

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  • Smudge_Proof said:
    Would you call people who blow up other people in the name of religion dumbasses? They die for their beliefs just the same. I would at least call them misguided and delusional. I never said dumbass. Human psychology works in weird ways.
    You are completely free to feel repulsed, just as I am completely free to make fun of a delusion. Tell me, would you disagree with, let's stick to the example, the beliefs of a neo-nazi, or somebody who in this day and age claims that the Earth is flat? Why would religion be any different, just because it has a label attached to it? It deserves no special delicate treatment whatsoever.

    You seem to be missing my point dude. It's not about who's right or wrong. It's not about special treatment Or about who's crazy or who's sane. It's about respect. and NOTHING about this picture has anything to do with respect.

    I'm not getting into a pissing contest with you about whether a religion is logical or not. Tell you the truth, I don't fucking care. I'm making a statement, just like you so proudly said you were free to do, that you my friend lack respect and therefore deserve none.

    You don't care about offending people just for the hell of it, and you don't respect people's beliefs. It's a statement. You've already said you don't care, so I think this just about wraps up this bullshit.

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  • Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
    Should this really has crossover tag? I think that they are from the same franchise.

    Well, I consider Santa Clause a stand-alone spinoff.

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