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    TheWettestOfBlankets

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    Muh-fuckas changin' they whole sexuality for a stack that big. I don't blame the brotha, if it were me, my throat would transform into a receptacle perfect for the next generation, ya feel me? Don't bang the hood but like... A band is a band ya know?

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    FerinSCA

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    thewettestofblankets said:
    Muh-fuckas changin' they whole sexuality for a stack that big. I don't blame the brotha, if it were me, my throat would transform into a receptacle perfect for the next generation, ya feel me? Don't bang the hood but like... A band is a band ya know?

    But can you rephrase that in the King's English?

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    DrAccius

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    ferinsca said:
    But can you rephrase that in the King's English?

    Let me attempt this request

    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

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    Xelsior

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    draccius said:
    Let me attempt this request

    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

    Perfect.

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    Eldritch Knowledge

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    draccius said:
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    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

    "band" in this context means a stack of money, not the music, but good job.

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    BuddhistWerewolf

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    draccius said:
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    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

    This is the single greatest comment interaction I've ever seen. Anywhere. Ever.

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    JAB the Tab

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    EckheartHyena said:
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    look, that's a really sweet story and i'm sure you must've been really excited to tell someone about it but please leave it for an actual conversation rather than a comments section in a yiff site.

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    tavonopor

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    Well... this awesome animation just woke up a new kink on me, I now need to make enough spare money to turn harsh straigh guys into cum swallower boy whores.

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    wallabra

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    Can't reject a sum in this economy and cost of living bruh, homie had no choice I mean did you look at cheese prices lately!

    (don't ask me why I bring up cheese in particular)

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    5uckm143

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    draccius said:
    Let me attempt this request

    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

    Could you say this in Southern English?

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    Forevermore The Mad

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    draccius said:
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    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

    For some unknown reason I actually understood this better.

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    BadRefraction

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    thewettestofblankets said:
    Muh-fuckas changin' they whole sexuality for a stack that big. I don't blame the brotha, if it were me, my throat would transform into a receptacle perfect for the next generation, ya feel me? Don't bang the hood but like... A band is a band ya know?

    Lmfao this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen, even for furry standards 💀

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    Trainfan645

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    So this is under the first result of Google
    Yeah understandable I guess
    Edit: it isn’t anymore, damn

    Updated

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    DrAccius

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    5uckm143 said:
    Could you say this in Southern English?

    I’m very late to this, but I’ll attempt this request:

    Y'all hear 'bout these folks switching up their preferred honeypots just for stacks of Benjamins to flow like the mighty Mississippi? Frankly, can't rightly blame a fella in that predicament, 'cause Lord have mercy, if I was in his shoes I’d reckon my very gullet will mutate right into a cavity fit for the family lineage, y'all hear? Don’t gotta hank and pank with folks, but a band certainly is a group of musicians, but also represent heaps of foldin’ green!

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    littleguy12

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    draccius said:
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    Ah yes, it appears these fellows are modifying every semblance of their carnal predilections to suit their financial advantage. I cannot fault them, perchance should I find meself in similar straits, why then, my jawline might adopt a configuration better suited to receive such riches. And while I wouldn't dream of associating with scoundrels and ruffians, permit me to clarify–a musical ensemble remains a collective regardless of its background.

    i can't believe this was in a kwite video

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