...I...never remembered seeing its inner mouth stretch like that. Then again, I never... got a good look at it.

In person.

Up close.

NOPE

No thank you

This reminds me of this one time at band camp...

I would want Bj by her ;3

i'm goin in, wish me luck.

Dm.Gearshark said:
i'm goin in, wish me luck.

gods speed to you

Zer0max said:
I would want Bj by her ;3

well, she is being careful of her teeth, dibs after :3

Om nom nom

Source?

MaggotX607 said:
well, she is being careful of her teeth, dibs after :3

Okay :3

Zer0T4nk said:
Okay :3

You realize she is probably gonna put her eggs inside your dick and the aliens are gonna burst out of your dick/crotch region, right?

But ofcarse, who cares about STD's?

If asked for a job/I would look her in the eye/And say 'Blow me, bitch.'

Haiku_Hitman said:
If asked for a job/I would look her in the eye/And say 'Blow me, bitch.'

eye?

Ghalano123 said:
eye?

Haiku_Hitman said:
look her in the eye

Now u get it?

This, gentlemen, is what is means to truly not give a single fuck.

Is it weird that I would rather deal with xenos then mosquitos. IF FUCKING DESPISE THE LITTLE FLYING BASTARDS AND I WANN SEE EVERY LAST ONE DEAD!!!

insanegodcuthulu said:
Is it weird that I would rather deal with xenos then mosquitos. IF FUCKING DESPISE THE LITTLE FLYING BASTARDS AND I WANN SEE EVERY LAST ONE DEAD!!!

No, me too, QUICK PICK GASMASKS, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

dafekzz said:
No, me too, QUICK PICK GASMASKS, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

Have you heard of California?