Me after the mariokart blue shell takes me out of first

me in my car's windshield after forgetting to put on my seat belt

Why was riolu waving around like a madman on the start screen?

Riolu: Haduken *breaks tv* Oh no well new tv
Me: Nope that's on you boy

Best one I've seen yet!

mgunnels3 said:
Riolu: Haduken *breaks tv* Oh no well new tv
Me: Nope that's on you boy

Not his fault, the wrist strap didnt fit his paws.

sekriess said:
Not his fault, the wrist strap didnt fit his paws.

It was a joke I know that it wouldn't fit his paws

Riolu watched too much Poofesure

You little FUCK!

Relatable. Funny story, while I was playing Wii Sports Bowling with my nephew, my nephew was swinging the Wii Remote too hard and too fast and... *Crack!* broke the TV screen. And do you know what's the worst part of it, I knew it was going to happen before we played.

merchantofmenace said:
You little FUCK!

He's just an innocent bean, he doesn't know any better