That's the cutest death I've ever seen

That sounds like something Smaug said.

Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
That sounds like something Smaug said.

The line at the bottom were his last words in the film, I believe

No you're not you're Cute!

You're adorable.

Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

I want a baby smaug

KingWaffles said:
I want a baby smaug

But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

*Touch*

Purple said:
But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

Lmao

Awwwww... <3

I've got to agree with the first guy~

I always thought fire meant life.

I don't know why,
I don't know how,

But I want one.

awww he looks so harmless and cute... I want one too

He is pinkness.
He is cute.

Purple said:
But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

And everyone else's wallets. Then put them on a pile and lay on them. And get a wallet and coin encrusted underbelly.

so cute^^

he's so cute. *poke*

Awww so cute. Oh and I thought death had a REALLY big scythe.

Imaderule34 said:
I always thought fire meant life.

Oh god, you must have had one of those 'Look children, SYMBOLISM' English teachers.

Hyper_Beam said:
Oh god, you must have had one of those 'Look children, SYMBOLISM' English teachers.

Oh god, and you must have had one of those science teachers that thought human life was only for survival.

Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
That sounds like something Smaug said.

Because he did.

dawww

Imaderule34 said:
Oh god, and you must have had one of those science teachers that thought human life was only for survival.

No, that's just my superlative cynicism :3 I haven't seen my psychologist in years.

Imaderule34 said:
I always thought fire meant life.

I definitely think fire was meant in the very literal interpretation for this. Cuz y'know... nothing lives in fire.

Drakath said:
And everyone else's wallets. Then put them on a pile and lay on them. And get a wallet and coin encrusted underbelly.

and then a large group of people must band together and quest forth to slay him and make him into a new wallet.

they are cute.
till they grow up
and get flushed down the toilet

ZombieFX said:
they are cute.
till they grow up
and get flushed down the toilet

Nonono, that's:
"I am borrito, I make clouds of death."
silent but deadly death..

I won't stop touching you, i will touch you as much as i want.

How I wish I could have a pet dragon like this sometimes :|

And I have a bucket of water.

Now get ready for some petting.

interesting, how Smaug could react if hobbit told him "You're cute"

Of course you are! Now give me a hug...NOW!!!

Oh god!

I've found my new TF2 spray!

Rykela said:
Oh god!

I've found my new TF2 spray!

Whats that Sandvich? Save as JPEG? GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poke- so cute!~

D'aaaawwwwwwwwwwww...

That is possibly the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

I'm telling you guys, as cute as it is, don't touch it. My friend touched one of those and it put him in intensive care. They may look harmless, but THEY'RE NOT!

get in my pocket^-^ you go wherever I go ok? now get in the pocket!

ThebigD said:
get in my pocket^-^ you go wherever I go ok? now get in the pocket!

ill show you to all my friends and have you kill my enemies^-^

Purple said:
But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

absolutely made my day

*poke*your finger catchs fire

Imaderule34 said:
I always thought fire meant life.

Thinking that one specific thing always symbolizes another specific thing (as in fire ALWAYS equals life or blue ALWAYS equals sadness) is what leads to really dumb misconceptions.

Toothless-chan said:
That's the cutest death I've ever seen

Congratz, you have more upvotes than anyone on this entire website!

pokes it again
your so cute

ThebigD said:
ill show you to all my friends and have you kill my enemies^-^

I second that!

This is the cuuuuuutest thing ever!!! *poke poke*

*Touch*

These comments...

My sides...

Can someone get in touch with NASA? I think my sides have just reached orbit around Jupiter.

I'm gonna need to start growing more arms for the ievitable day he rips one off

This..... this is who I am.

My first post on e621

Fire death and gonna bite that finger.

you know, i hope he has benedict cumberbatches voice, but as if he had inhaled helium

Best plan ever should have been put in the movie, billbo: "so story was true, he let a scale loose under the left wing...." Smaug: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!" *smaug then shrinks to the size of a pigeon* and that's billbo getting ready to poke him right there! XD

Awwww... c: Poor Smaug. Becomes poked hundred times a day... *poke poke*

TheShinyEevee said:
*Touch*

*Ded*

Imaderule34 said:
I always thought fire meant life.

Dark Souls?? Perhaps?

Toothless-chan said:
That's the cutest death I've ever seen

You, my friend, have reached 300 up votes you deserve a fucking private island.

XDDD

Imaderule34 said:
Oh god, and you must have had one of those science teachers that thought human life was only for survival.

so a science teacher that states facts?

That is tooo cute, I love it!

Tiny Desk Engineer Dragon

after all this time, there is no collection of all the different versions of this image

"I would like to pet this creature."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQaDq01M-O4

Awwww, he's soo cute!

Still image version?

I feel like no matter how small he would still roast you finger off.

Purple said:
But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

All you gotta do is put his body in stasis. Then you may laugh triumphantly.

I will poke u to death

He's so adorable I could fit him in my pocket.

It's like someone took the original smug and decided to use a shrink ray on him, How cute and adorable would that be?

Ülülüm!

Lil derg =^w^=

calliff said:
he's so cute. *poke*

Don't poke the cute dragon he might bite

purple said:
But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

But on the plus side, you have a dragon. Being stuck in traffic would be a thing of the past, great for if you ever go to London

Lae'zel would be proud

Burn those who dare to care for me
'Cause my fuel are memories, fuel are memories of you
They perish with the heat, perish with the heat
So I can move on
Flower of iron
Shriveled up to hide the imposter in me
"Hey, why did you leave? Why did you leave?"
Don't let those words out of me
Imposter's about to speak
So I chewed on Huameitang