smaug (stop touching me i am the night and etc) created by kin-sei
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  • Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
    That sounds like something Smaug said.

    The line at the bottom were his last words in the film, I believe

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  • KingWaffles said:
    I want a baby smaug

    But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

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  • Purple said:
    But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

    And everyone else's wallets. Then put them on a pile and lay on them. And get a wallet and coin encrusted underbelly.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    I always thought fire meant life.

    Oh god, you must have had one of those 'Look children, SYMBOLISM' English teachers.

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  • Hyper_Beam said:
    Oh god, you must have had one of those 'Look children, SYMBOLISM' English teachers.

    Oh god, and you must have had one of those science teachers that thought human life was only for survival.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    Oh god, and you must have had one of those science teachers that thought human life was only for survival.

    No, that's just my superlative cynicism :3 I haven't seen my psychologist in years.

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    I always thought fire meant life.

    I definitely think fire was meant in the very literal interpretation for this. Cuz y'know... nothing lives in fire.

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  • Drakath said:
    And everyone else's wallets. Then put them on a pile and lay on them. And get a wallet and coin encrusted underbelly.

    and then a large group of people must band together and quest forth to slay him and make him into a new wallet.

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  • ZombieFX said:
    they are cute.
    till they grow up
    and get flushed down the toilet

    Nonono, that's:
    "I am borrito, I make clouds of death."
    silent but deadly death..

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  • I'm telling you guys, as cute as it is, don't touch it. My friend touched one of those and it put him in intensive care. They may look harmless, but THEY'RE NOT!

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  • ThebigD said:
    get in my pocket^-^ you go wherever I go ok? now get in the pocket!

    ill show you to all my friends and have you kill my enemies^-^

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  • Imaderule34 said:
    I always thought fire meant life.

    Thinking that one specific thing always symbolizes another specific thing (as in fire ALWAYS equals life or blue ALWAYS equals sadness) is what leads to really dumb misconceptions.

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  • Toothless-chan said:
    That's the cutest death I've ever seen

    Congratz, you have more upvotes than anyone on this entire website!

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  • These comments...

    My sides...

    Can someone get in touch with NASA? I think my sides have just reached orbit around Jupiter.

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  • Best plan ever should have been put in the movie, billbo: "so story was true, he let a scale loose under the left wing...." Smaug: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!" *smaug then shrinks to the size of a pigeon* and that's billbo getting ready to poke him right there! XD

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  • Purple said:
    But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

    All you gotta do is put his body in stasis. Then you may laugh triumphantly.

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  • He's so adorable I could fit him in my pocket.

    It's like someone took the original smug and decided to use a shrink ray on him, How cute and adorable would that be?

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  • purple said:
    But then it would grow big, start spewing bullshit about death and steal your wallet.

    But on the plus side, you have a dragon. Being stuck in traffic would be a thing of the past, great for if you ever go to London

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