Why is Jesus fucking a lizard?

HerpMcDerpPants said:
Why is Jesus fucking a lizard?

I think now we know why they don't like talking about the dragons of the bible.

HerpMcDerpPants said:
Why is Jesus fucking a lizard?

because he is gay

There are more images to go with this, but I think they are on another site.

HerpMcDerpPants said:
Why is Jesus fucking a lizard?

Because he's that hardcore.

HerpMcDerpPants said:
Why is Jesus fucking a lizard?

He's trying to make a raptor Jesus.

Isn't this a form of selfcest? I mean that's both Lizardlars and his sona having hawt secks

I like how the dude remains absolutely fucking stoic through all of this.

Though I suppose every thrill inevitably loses its edge after a while, even if that thrill happens to be a horse-cocked pet dragon eagerly asking you to bonk it up the bum. Clearly this is just a daily, ordinary routine for him by now.

Lucky sod.

This is why there are no more dragons; Jesus turned all of them gay

weridly my only question about this is: why is there a horsecock on a dragon?

Fus Ru Cum

SanctusButts said:
Isn't this a form of selfcest? I mean that's both Lizardlars and his sona having hawt secks

does this make it masturbation?

IllusiveWolf said:
He's trying to make a raptor Jesus.

my parents are awesome

Rook said:
I think now we know why they don't like talking about the dragons of the bible.

why?

methinks this human is lucky <3