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Dake56m
MemberWhy is it snorting cocaine?
pixers
MemberTo evolve into Columbeon
CroytheHorse
MemberI almost fell out of my chair holy shit! I'm laughing so hard rn.
Soapfox
MemberHoly fuck I've not seen a better comment on this site.
ClosetedFurry
MemberWell played holy shit
DirtyRatMatt
MemberI think you need a Master Snort for that first.
closetfurrysince2019
Memberpfft that's a great one
Orchid501st
BlockedThe cutest lil' cocaine sniffing eve!
RegularPolygon
MemberSoy el fuego que arde tu piel
Soy el agua que mata tu sed
El castillo, la torre yo soy
La espada que guarda el caudal
Tú el aire que respiro yo
Y la luz de la luna en el mar
La garganta que ansío mojar
Que temo ahogar de amor
Nighthawker241
MemberThis dude's one and only post on this site is just an eevee doing coke. Fantastic.
AJ Aficionado
MemberYou won at E621. Congrats, that was a brilliant post.
Wrepard
MemberHe's a Snorteon
ineeda
MemberI have no idea what the context of this pic is but I'm just loving the eeveelution puns in the comments.
Adiriel
MemberPeruveon
BallsLover69420
MemberYep
RandomDoggo
MemberEEVEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wenis7
MemberThis is the funniest comment I've read on this site holy shit
p-a-t-a-r
Memberthis seems to be a brilliant pun, I'm just not sure what exactly it's referencing. Columbo? Colombia? Can Peter Griffin please explain this joke to me?
draggingsnow
MemberHey guys, furry here.
The joke is that Colombians are known for producing and exporting cocaine (if there was a "black market GDP" they'd be one of the most illegally prosperous countries).
Now hold on for a minute here, because it's pokemon time. Eevee, a species of pokemon, can evolve into many different other species, and the names of all the possible evolution from eevee end in an -eon (galeon, vaporeon, sylveon, etc)
Since, in the image, the eevee is using cocaine someone figured out they could cross Colombian (a person from Colombia) and the eevee evolutionary subspecies suffix (-eon) and came up with the idea of a Colombeon, a Colombian evolution of Eevee.
I'm almost out of characters, only 54 left to go, so that is all from me!
FunniBunni
Member*nervous sweating*
pewdiecrustlesspie
MemberSingle-handedly earning this post the lol_comments tag. congrats.
SaltedPills
MemberIts time to shut down comments forever, there’ll be nothing better than this
NiccoloMachiavelli
MemberI don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
Sparky221
MemberHere sir! Your best comment of all time trophy!🏆
Dashomsg
MemberCocainum.
SpaminDaChat
MemberHOF worthy comment
Aisu2236
MemberThis is funnier than it has any right to be-
FurryVoreLover01
MemberXD i fucken can't, dying of laughter with that one
take your upvote XD
Mr Bootylover
MemberYou, sir, have won the internet
Hipercam
MemberSi lo se, se puede decir que fuimos grandes exportadores en el siglo 19 de cocaína. El problema es... Es que ya no lo somos y sería inmaduro seguir recordando algo ya en el pasado, después de todo el cartel de Medellín nunca volverá, ya que todos aquellos que eran delicuentes y reclutas de eso murieron a causa de cárcel, asecinados o vejez.
Prefiero que digan, arriba la agricultura de colombia, arriba a la calidad de ropas, arriba el café colombiano. Cosas como esas 👍
Es solo sarcasmo, no se lo tomen a mal, ok
A Cursed Individual
MemberFuckin' Legend
That Gay Guy
MemberThat new "Marcos" deck be fire. Instead of a pin, the box comes with 15 grams
onioncontrol
MemberThis made want to buy coke.
buttfist
MemberSinglehandedly earned the 'lol comments' tag.
doidera
MemberDo you think a Crack Stone would work in a pinch?
madeofmist
MemberYou won the fucking internet
Ymypphard85
Memberme when
IDKWhatToCallMe
MemberI never wanted this before, but after seeing it, now I know how much I've needed this
SCP Enthusiast
MemberI don't get it, but I'll assume it's a reference someone who overdosed on cocaine.
whenthesungoesdown
MemberYou fucking win.
guahaws
Membercocaeina...
Beeg boshi23
Member"A finger on the monkeys paw curled"
Broken Husk
BlockedThe First Thought In My Head Was...
lilacgaming
Memberawww such a cute eevee :3
notfurryjustpunk
Memberbro wasted ZERO time
bradlethefurry
Membernice
thewildlynx
MemberI wanted a Peruveon.
RIP RIOX
MemberAs a Colombian imma say that funny
FaolanMacduncan
MemberI did
thewildlynx
MemberYes I am.
Gymkhana
Memberhttps://youtu.be/zNPXnAVyAUA?si=HesrkV5hEPxb_M-V
drime1
MemberColombia is famous for its mafia and their cocaine (as I know, it is the best out of other choices)
don't do drugs, kids
Generic e6 name
MemberYou made me choke on my fucking original flavor rockstar energy, congrats
Cairo
MemberNuh uh
Wavvle
MemberxD
it took me a minute to see your pfp
K4RN4GE911
MemberThis might be the most liked comment on this website!
Yurokuma
MemberI am not gonna lie and say I don't agree😂
Noshame
MemberPablo Evscobar
sammybold
MemberNarcos theme song is crazy
AcePilotVaporeon1313
MemberMy face hurts from laughing now. Take my upvote , and fuck you!
Crystali Cast
MemberLineon
Ryyu
MemberBoliveon.
Pnutsage
Memberyesjuggernoght9581
MemberTranslation.
Yes, I know, you could say that we were big exporters of cocaine in the 19th century. The problem is... We are not anymore and it would be immature to keep remembering something that is already in the past, after all, the Medellin cartel will never return, since all those who were criminals and recruits for that died from prison, murder or old age.
I prefer them to say, "Long live Colombian agriculture," "Long live the quality of clothing," "Long live Colombian coffee." Things like that 👍
It's just sarcasm, don't take it the wrong way, okay
Markiplier72
BlockedI have not seen a better comment on any site
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