poor yoshi

Peach's face was what really caught my attention.

Yoshi: Oh god, I can feel it~!

Peach: How is he our hero again?

XDDD

shhhhh just let it happen.

"i'll mount you like yoshi and do things you've never seen. My mushrooom's a mega, if you know what I mean? SO SUCK IT!"

Glace said:
"i'll mount you like yoshi and do things you've never seen. My mushrooom's a mega, if you know what I mean? SO SUCK IT!"

"Mario, you always do this shit! I like a girl and you ruin it by yelling stuff about your dick until they go away!"

Ko-san said:
"Mario, you always do this shit! I like a girl and you ruin it by yelling stuff about your dick until they go away!"

"Hey Luigi, it's okay, that Mario's a bit risqué, so tell me what you need to say, PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID!"

Grell said:
"Hey Luigi, it's okay, that Mario's a bit risqué, so tell me what you need to say, PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID!"

"*gasping for air*"

eocfan96 said:
"*gasping for air*"

oh princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that! the only thing i ever wanted to tell you was that GOD DAMNIT!

eocfan96 said:
"*gasping for air*"

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

eeveefan said:
oh princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that! the only thing i ever wanted to tell you was that GOD DAMNIT!

"I'm here to pleasure that ass. I like to go first princess, but I always go last."

Jhadow_Fyre said:
"I'm here to pleasure that ass. I'd like to go first princess, but I always come last."

"And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I am tired of your run around it's such a fuckin' hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!"

Ko-san said:
"And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I am tired of your run around it's such a fuckin' hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!"

OMG I can't decide on which of you to be the guy to take me on a mustache ride that'll redefine my life.

IwannabAnnon13 said:
Yoshi: Oh god, I can feel it~!

Peach: How is he our hero again?

LOL true comedy gold here.

kagemitsu said:
LOL true comedy gold here.

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

Someone sent me this, and I was already listening to daft punk's around the world and now I can't breathe.
These are possibly my last words before expiring of laughing asphyxiation.

XD the glitch that keeps on happening.

blindfox said:
OMG I can't decide on which of you to be the guy to take me on a mustache ride that'll redefine my life.

I'm ready to give love a shot, it's not about how many coins ya got. I just know I like you a lot.

Kenpachi_Ramasama said:
I'm ready to give love a shot, it's not about how many coins ya got. I just know I like you a lot.

Yo sluts check out my yacht!

Tcharger said:
Yo sluts check out my yacht!

"let me take you on a magic kart ride!"
"ill bust all your balloons when i smash your backside!"
"we'll have some fun, ill bring my friends along!"
"ill kick that donkey kong right in his konkey dong!"

Princess Peach won't you listen to my speech?
I don't have any stars of invincibility,
But your the brightest star in the sky tonight for me.
I'm your Luigi...

WHAT UP BITCH! I'VE GOT A 1UP BITCH!
What's inside that question block? IT'S MY DICK!
It's a me a Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami.
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami.
I save you from dragons and even boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanuki?

Glace said:
"i'll mount you like yoshi and do things you've never seen. My mushrooom's a mega, if you know what I mean? SO SUCK IT!"

Ko-san said:
"Mario, you always do this shit! I like a girl and you ruin it by yelling stuff about your dick until they go away!"

Grell said:
"Hey Luigi, it's okay, that Mario's a bit risqué, so tell me what you need to say, PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID!"

eocfan96 said:
"*gasping for air*"

eeveefan said:
oh princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that! the only thing i ever wanted to tell you was that GOD DAMNIT!

Jhadow_Fyre said:
"I'm here to pleasure that ass. I like to go first princess, but I always come last."

Ko-san said:
"And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I am tired of your run around it's such a fuckin' hassle
I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle
You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!"

blindfox said:
OMG I can't decide on which of you to be the guy to take me on a mustache ride that'll redefine my life.

Kenpachi_Ramasama said:
I'm ready to give love a shot, it's not about how many coins ya got. I just know I like you a lot.

Tcharger said:
Yo sluts check out my yacht!

Augh...

eeveefan said:
"let me take you on a magic kart ride!"
"ill bust all your balloons when i smash your backside!"
"we'll have some fun, ill bring my friends along!"
"ill kick that donkey kong right in his konkey dong!"

COME ON PEACH! It's time to make your choice.
I'm the only brother that can make your boobies rejoice.
Green lanky ass brother ain't got shit on me.
It's time to live out our story of the princess and the pea-
NIS!

So, who's it going to be Princess?
I choose...Toad!
TOAD!!!
Well his whole body's shaped like a dick.
Oh, yeah mushrooms look like dicks. Uhuh.
OOOHHH, Mmhm, yeah, definitely, mm.

I sort of had to.

Hey baby want to ride a real dinosaur?

IwannabAnnon13 said:
Yoshi: Oh god, I can feel it~!

Peach: How is he our hero again?

He's not. Luigi is