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Derangeder
MemberPretty sure they are both gonna wind up pregnant...
user 472484
Memberif they do then that confirms that furries have immortal cum
LookAtMyDumbassName
MemberChad cumming in the bottle was earlier that day or the day before I think
Queen Tyr'ahnee
JanitorI think they have same day shipping, so it hasn't been long.
BillyBobbyBooby
MemberHonestly if one sperm makes it through amazon shipping, a tsunami of fake lube, and the normal trip to the womb, it deserves to be born.
Blodhgarm92
MemberYeah, but sperm cells don't live that long outside of the body.
PurpleDragon2020
MemberIt only takes two heroic sperm to survive and fertilize...
Gemerency
MemberYa'll gotta remember this is porn. The logic doesn't have to be foolproof, just enjoy the lewd
Blodhgarm92
MemberYeah...if the sperm cells are inside the woman, they can survive for up to a week. But outside of that, they die off rather quickly (in as little as 5 minutes if exposed to open air).
Yes, this is a porn comic logic where quite literally anything the artist wants can happen. But in reality, after being shot into a bottle of lube, packaged and mailed for an undeclared amout of time and average temperatures, by the time the cells would actually enter the vaginal tract, they would already be dead.
Sahara2
MemberWell as long as the sperm cells remain in the in the ejeculatory fluid they should have enough proteins to survive up to 4-5, with level of ph acidity of the vagina and immune defenses, I’m almost positive sperm are more likely to survive longer with Amazon shipping.
To be honest the journey of a sperm cell trough the cervix into the uterus and into the fallopian tubes could be lord of the rings book worthy…
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Fifticky
MemberAnd this is why we need more sex ed. Cervical fluid nourishes the sperm and keeps it alive whereas drying will kill sperm within minutes. Please, don't trust porn logic.
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