Well I'm off to buy condoms to keep the giant spiders away.

It's so cool :D :D :D :D

I for one welcome our new arthropod neighbors.

I think AIDS is the last thing either of them has to worry about! Well, maybe the spider... ;)

Daneasaur said:
I for one welcome our new arthropod overlords.

funnier version

Wat

The picture with the man fucking the scorpion was hotter.

what the I don't even know

WELP I guess my penis doesn't need to ever get erect again.

NOPE

i dont get it

TRANSLATE!

I...What...I...don't...even.....WHAT

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm
im into A LOT of things...but no...just no <.<

All the nope. All of it.

WHAT THE BLOODY MOTHER FUCK WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously sexy?

Fauxgirl said:
Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously sexy?

We have found the Arachnophiliac!

Fauxgirl said:
Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously sexy?

Makes me wonder why the artist (who seemed to be trying to make this look specifically bizarre and repulsive, rather than sexy at all, I think) chose these positions being that actual spider reproduction has male spiders using their pedipalps (mandibles near the face) to impregnate by transferring sperm with them, kinda like cunnilingus but with the sperm on the mandibles transferred into the females; to me this is what it looks like what the giant spider is trying to do.

...Also, I have a version without text if anyone's interested...

The long-waited cure for AIDS is apparently, what, a big can of Raid?

Luminis_Mora said:
...to me this is what it looks like what the giant spider is trying to do.

...If it is male of course, forgot that the spider's gender cannot be determined here 'til I glanced at the tags again.

I have the weirdest gusta.

Only in Australia.

Arachnid + Cunnilingus = Win

Well, I for one think it's safe to say that I am no longer afraid of spiders after seeing this.

Fauxgirl said:
Am I the only one who finds this ridiculously sexy?

Nope

If this is what aids is like, pass the needle.

Ironically, even with a condom, this would still transmit AIDS. Condoms play no role in cunnilingus, at least as far as I am aware.

PurvBurd said:
WELP I guess my penis doesn't need to ever get erect again.

That will help prevent AIDS. The ad has done its job.

for some reason i feel like there should be a public_service_announcement tag, or a PSA tag.

It's funny; I'm scared shitless of spiders, yet I find them pretty hot.

we need more spider porn in our lives