What's wrong? The meat and cheese are the best parts for us wolves. Now you can toss the rabbit food. 😂 In all seriousness, I hate when that happens. Always at the last few bites for me.

I don't know what's worse, if it's when you take a bite and everything comes down on your face, or when it slips onto the opposite end.

tsukiyomaruzero said:
I don't know what's worse, if it's when you take a bite and everything comes down on your face, or when it slips onto the opposite end.

When it all drips on your hands and makes the damn thing slippery.

*In an AJ Michalka voice* Ugh, no! Betrayal!

I know what that's like. Except, for me, it's either a slice of pickle, a slice of tomato, a slice of bacon, or the lettuce that comes out of the hamburger whole.

Meat and cheese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8xc4wuDB8Q

I have the same problem with pizza. Sometimes more of the cheese rips off, leaving me with mostly the bread afterwards and a bit of sauce to work with.

Commit the sin, use a fork and knife.

That's why the best way to eat a burger is to first put a big toothpick in the middle to hold it together.

I'm sure fast-food chains would normalize it, if it weren't for the sheer, mind-boggling amount of darwinally-challenged dumbasses who'd inevitably choke on it.

bdg said:
That's why the best way to eat a burger is to first put a big toothpick in the middle to hold it together.

I'm sure fast-food chains would normalize it, if it weren't for the sheer, mind-boggling amount of darwinally-challenged dumbasses who'd inevitably choke on it.

I remember one time I ate a hamburger with a toothpick through its middle, I think I might've eaten part of the toothpick. Suffice it to say, it's one of many reasons why I don't wear dentures anymore.

Burger so good you need to bukkake it

How tasty is a burguer yet so flawed :(

Just when I was about to go to Subway....

bdg said:
That's why the best way to eat a burger is to first put a big toothpick in the middle to hold it together.

I'm sure fast-food chains would normalize it, if it weren't for the sheer, mind-boggling amount of darwinally-challenged dumbasses who'd inevitably choke on it.

sinnerwhokeepstrying said:
I remember one time I ate a hamburger with a toothpick through its middle, I think I might've eaten part of the toothpick. Suffice it to say, it's one of many reasons why I don't wear dentures anymore.

My local IKEA has burgers with a long stiff (bamboo?) "stick" to keep it all together
Albeit, this might be a local thing
Great burgers too