How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

horniness finds a way :3

Does he have a plushie of himself?

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

He cut out a circle of carpet, that's his yiff spot

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

just put a tungsten brick in the base

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

Porn Physics

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

I’m assuming this is like floor installation, where a section of carpet was cut out and the dildo was drilled into the floor. So like, Floor Dildo.

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

Carefully

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

velcro

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

I didn't even notice until you said it, lol.

draccius said:
I’m assuming this is like floor installation, where a section of carpet was cut out and the dildo was drilled into the floor. So like, Floor Dildo.

Floor dildo... Flodo? Diloor? Dildoor? No... That sounds like dildo door...

aset4l8r said:
Floor dildo... Flodo? Diloor? Dildoor? No... That sounds like dildo door...

Filoordo, perhaps?

aset4l8r said:
Floor dildo... Flodo? Diloor? Dildoor? No... That sounds like dildo door...

My favourite story is the one where Flodo Baggins has to destroy the cockring at the volcano in Dildoor

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

It's really a Weighted Dildo from DBZ

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

Determination

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

Glue

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

nails. a whooole lot of nails.

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

Van der Waals force

lockboxfox said:
How does one get a suction cup to work so well on carpet?

Furry magic.

jane_doe283 said:
My favourite story is the one where Flodo Baggins has to destroy the cockring at the volcano in Dildoor

That's some exotic fanfiction you're cookin