What?

TheProdigy said:
What?

Why things with sharp teeth aren't mammals.

Kids: you give 'em the nipple and they take all the breast.

... wait wha--

TheProdigy said:
What?

I think this is supposed to be poking fun at the fact that female Argonians in The Elder Scrolls have boobs..

Kalan115 said:
I think this is supposed to be poking fun at the fact that female Argonians in The Elder Scrolls have boobs..

I see

Oh the Iron-E

Dominion69 said:
Why things with sharp teeth aren't mammals.

...There are plenty of mammals with sharp teeth

WLARGAAH

Nebelung said:
...There are plenty of mammals with sharp teeth

That's the first thing I thought as well, I can only assume all mammals aren't boob-wreckingly sharp at birth.

Beaks, however...

Morale of the story: "Don't have children."

thatoneclarinetist said:
Another reason i'm so glad i'm a dude... and gay XXDDD

Gay men obviously can't be breast fed.

Jesus christ, i was not ready when i saw her face, i think i broke my lung >XD

"I am The Pain! I will guide you into a world of anguish beyond your imagination!"

LOL
big diff between mammals and lizards= mammals have teeth too. Most mammals have lips to form around the nipple creating a suction with which it makes sucking milk easy. not many lizards have real flexible lips, just mouth and teeth, unable to form a seal to collect milk. Reptiles aren't made to eat food like mammals; they chomp and swallow which takes less organic muscle movement than chewing as mammals do.
But damn this is funny

Kalan115 said:
I think this is supposed to be poking fun at the fact that female Argonians in The Elder Scrolls have boobs..

and yes they are. its sad a simple joke bring out peoples fear of children or more accurately, their fear of having children, and making such sad comments such as:

Jakihro said:
Morale of the story: "Don't have children."

thatoneclarinetist said:
Another reason i'm so glad i'm a dude... and gay XXDDD

children aren't that bad, I kno some kids are assholes but that's mostly cuz their parents aren't parenting well, or their parents are assholes. one just needs to be a responsible person, plan for the children instead of them being some kind of "in the moment" accident, and be a responsible parent, using common sense mostly. I understand women's and men's fears, for women, its pain (physical and emotional) and for men its another commitment and in some cases money out the pocket, for both you have to sacrifice some freedoms in life that you don't want to.
You don't have to have children if u don't want to, but you don't have to act like they are some kind of beacon from hell.
nor are they a good reason to be gay -_-
Lets be grown up about this, don't want children? fine, but don't spaz over the subject. It's not that serious

Beaktooth said:
That's the first thing I thought as well, I can only assume all mammals aren't boob-wreckingly sharp at birth.

Beaks, however...

My mom had a c-section - twice. This is mild in comparison, LOL. 'Tubes tied' after 2nd time for obvious reasons.

Gotta admit that gator-like skin is a lot tougher, though.

Blackphantom770 said:
LOL
big diff between mammals and lizards= mammals have teeth too. Most mammals have lips to form around the nipple creating a suction with which it makes sucking milk easy. not many lizards have real flexible lips, just mouth and teeth, unable to form a seal to collect milk. Reptiles aren't made to eat food like mammals; they chomp and swallow which takes less organic muscle movement than chewing as mammals do.
But damn this is funny

and yes they are. its sad a simple joke bring out peoples fear of children or more accurately, their fear of having children, and making such sad comments such as:

children aren't that bad, I kno some kids are assholes but that's mostly cuz their parents aren't parenting well, or their parents are assholes. one just needs to be a responsible person, plan for the children instead of them being some kind of "in the moment" accident, and be a responsible parent, using common sense mostly. I understand women's and men's fears, for women, its pain (physical and emotional) and for men its another commitment and in some cases money out the pocket, for both you have to sacrifice some freedoms in life that you don't want to.
You don't have to have children if u don't want to, but you don't have to act like they are some kind of beacon from hell.
nor are they a good reason to be gay -_-
Lets be grown up about this, don't want children? fine, but don't spaz over the subject. It's not that serious

Blackphantom770 said:
LOL
big diff between mammals and lizards= mammals have teeth too. Most mammals have lips to form around the nipple creating a suction with which it makes sucking milk easy. not many lizards have real flexible lips, just mouth and teeth, unable to form a seal to collect milk. Reptiles aren't made to eat food like mammals; they chomp and swallow which takes less organic muscle movement than chewing as mammals do.
But damn this is funny

and yes they are. its sad a simple joke bring out peoples fear of children or more accurately, their fear of having children, and making such sad comments such as:

children aren't that bad, I kno some kids are assholes but that's mostly cuz their parents aren't parenting well, or their parents are assholes. one just needs to be a responsible person, plan for the children instead of them being some kind of "in the moment" accident, and be a responsible parent, using common sense mostly. I understand women's and men's fears, for women, its pain (physical and emotional) and for men its another commitment and in some cases money out the pocket, for both you have to sacrifice some freedoms in life that you don't want to.
You don't have to have children if u don't want to, but you don't have to act like they are some kind of beacon from hell.
nor are they a good reason to be gay -_-
Lets be grown up about this, don't want children? fine, but don't spaz over the subject. It's not that serious

I think they were just trying to be funny... I totally LOL'd at those comments.

alphamule said:
I think they were just trying to be funny... I totally LOL'd at those comments.

ik, I'm just tired I guess. this has been the past trend for a month now. Every time I hear a conversation about kids (be it rl or online) its boils down to people raging: being gay is preferable, never want kids, afraid to give birth, my friends/neighbors kids are evil, I'm forever young, I'm never gonna die, kids make you old etc. yet they don't use protection for some reason, like they "Can't" become pregnant. idk I guess I'm just tired of hearing all the whining about them, but some of the comments are funny though. like this one, made me rofl:

Rusteee said:
Gay men obviously can't be breast fed.

thatoneclarinetist said:
Another reason i'm so glad i'm a dude... and gay XXDDD

Thank you for letting us know this most importand fact about you.

She's got that alligator jigglin' fever!

Blackphantom770 said:
in some cases money out the pocket

Kids cost money?! FFFFFFFF!!!

Desmo said:
Kids cost money?! FFFFFFFF!!!

yeah, its called child support lol :P

Blackphantom770 said:
LOL
big diff between mammals and lizards= mammals have teeth too. Most mammals have lips to form around the nipple creating a suction with which it makes sucking milk easy. not many lizards have real flexible lips, just mouth and teeth, unable to form a seal to collect milk. Reptiles aren't made to eat food like mammals; they chomp and swallow which takes less organic muscle movement than chewing as mammals do.
But damn this is funny

and yes they are. its sad a simple joke bring out peoples fear of children or more accurately, their fear of having children, and making such sad comments such as:

children aren't that bad, I kno some kids are assholes but that's mostly cuz their parents aren't parenting well, or their parents are assholes. one just needs to be a responsible person, plan for the children instead of them being some kind of "in the moment" accident, and be a responsible parent, using common sense mostly. I understand women's and men's fears, for women, its pain (physical and emotional) and for men its another commitment and in some cases money out the pocket, for both you have to sacrifice some freedoms in life that you don't want to.
You don't have to have children if u don't want to, but you don't have to act like they are some kind of beacon from hell.
nor are they a good reason to be gay -_-
Lets be grown up about this, don't want children? fine, but don't spaz over the subject. It's not that serious

you can always count on furries to explain things that don't need to be explained.

tbpiugwvjeo said:
you can always count on furries to explain things that don't need to be explained.

eat a cockwaffle...
y? u become a lil bit of a douchebag when ur hungry
post #103867
eat up

i lol'd

YOU TEACH THE CHILD HOW TO BE NICE FIRST, THEN YOU TEACH THEM HOW TO BE A SPAWN OF SATAN SO THAT WAY THEY CAN SUCCEED AS A PREDATOR. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

This is ridiculous! But still funny. XD Poor egg-mother there. XP