THAT'S RIGHT friends and also not friends (get out)

I've decided to give this ONCE IN A week LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
TO my most faithful and very sportsmanship laden watchers.

THIS ISN'T LIKE ANY OTHER Y.C.H. YOU'VE EVER SEEN, I've put in exclusive
features that you will be sure to want to run and show your friends, FAMILY,
and EVEN YOUR BOSS. Hell show people on the street! THEY WILL WANT TO KNOW.

without further pause, let me review some of the great options on this YCH:

-IT'S ALREADY A GREY ASS FOX!!! Are YOU already a grey ass fox? Holy shit you just hit
the big time! IT'S ALREADY DONE FOR YOU!! That will be a 35$ service and delivery fee btw.
just cause I already drew it doesn't mean I still don't need to cash in wtf do you think this is lol

-Real Virtual loss of Money on Furry Art technology (Your Money Here!) built in: you know that feeling you get
when you drops hundreds of dollars on a commission? WHY LIMIT THAT TO JUST YOUR
REAL LIFE?! this is the furry life Holmes, don't limit yourself. Jesus.

That's right, when you bid I'll even draw the correct amount of money leaving your
now moneyless body! There's even an option for NOT AMERICAN MONEY, (WHATEVER THAT IS)

WOW LIKE if you're not already thinking about bidding, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

i need help buying all these expensive digital art supplies you know!!!!