Hahaha...blowjob blew up in her face.

Exploding fire cum splatter special Jitsu! -does Narutard signs with swiftness- Goooo! -booom!-

DEMON CUM! ACTIVATE! BLAMMO!

Oh there goes his penor with that *crunch* x_x

If there is a burning sensation during climax, you might want to see a doctor.

so his cum is Nitroglycerin... THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TRANSPORT NITRO!

And Boom goes the dynamite

"Excuse me, doc...what does it mean when you
go to the bathroom...and fire shoot out your dick?"