Meaty.

His jizz has inverted gravity and is spraying and moving upward and curving into a spiral

Theclarinetist said:
His jizz has inverted gravity and is spraying and moving upward and curving into a spiral

yes it defies the laws of physics.... orrr its windy and ur dumb

foxkooh said:
yes it defies the laws of physics.... orrr its windy and ur dumb

Sounds more like he's having fun with an air elemental, and enjoying the breeze. A bit too strong a breeze, but a good breeze.

*attempts to rationalize curved cumshots*

Magic/Heat-seeking cum.

ManintheArmor said:
Sounds more like he's having fun with an air elemental, and enjoying the breeze. A bit too strong a breeze, but a good breeze.

*attempts to rationalize curved cumshots*

What if he's upside down, and we're viewing him upside down, so he looks right side up to us, so his cum is actually obeying the laws of physics, because it's not shooting up, but downward, and the first initial shot(The beginning of the string) was aimed differently then where the end of the string(Where it's coming out) is aiming?

>mastrabation tag
Is that a new master race of masturbating?

GoldForest said:
What if he's upside down, and we're viewing him upside down, so he looks right side up to us, so his cum is actually obeying the laws of physics, because it's not shooting up, but downward, and the first initial shot(The beginning of the string) was aimed differently then where the end of the string(Where it's coming out) is aiming?

Pretty much what I'd say like in that other pick, minus the part where he's upside down. But who knows?

Weegee333 said:
>mastrabation tag
Is that a new master race of masturbating?

It is masturbation in its misspelled form, causing cum physics to bend in an equally ridiculous matter. Kinda like a misspelled zombie (zmobie, mozbie, zobmie, etc.).

I like his facial expression! Nice colors.

Dat everything <3

"Yo dude! Watch this sick gnarly trick shot, bro!"