To the tune of Cracker Island:

On Banger Island It was born,
Fuckin to music to make porn.
He clicked a help wanted ad,
Now he's part of the rhythm fad.
(Rythym faaad~)
So now he's fucking to the beat,
And all these babes are on his meat.
(On his meeaat~)
If he can't keep up with the tune,
He'll have to go back home and goon.