I want a ribbon like that. Where can I buy one? I also would like a Cherish ball to support AIDS awareness and a Dream ball to support Breast Cancer awareness.

GameMaster136 said:
I want a ribbon like that. Where can I buy one? I also would like a Cherish ball to support AIDS awareness and a Dream ball to support Breast Cancer awareness.

How about no balls for testicular cancer?

More like pokedrugs. "Rus" is the norwegian word for being affected by drugs or alcohol...

FantasiIFrittFall said:
More like pokedrugs. "Rus" is the norwegian word for being affected by drugs or alcohol...

Pokémon + Virus = Poké + rus = Pokérus. I don't think they were taking in count drugs or alcohol when they made the name... Ah screw it, after seeing the designs they've made they were probably high as ****.

This is the most reverse version of the "the talk" I've ever seen. So you WANT to get a Pokemon transmitted disease? So THAT'S why pokemon have so much sex; they're all trying to get pokerus! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Blackphantom770 said:
This is the most reverse version of the "the talk" I've ever seen. So you WANT to get a Pokemon transmitted disease? So THAT'S why pokemon have so much sex; they're all trying to get pokerus! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Curiously enough, Pokerus isn't spread through breeding, although it can be generated on an egg at the same probability as any wild pokemon (about 3x rarer than finding a shiny). But the only form of transmission is spreading to other Pokemon next to it in your party. Apparently the futuristic technology that transforms a pokemon into pure energy in a suspended state inside an airtight, sterile metal ball provides less protection than an extra-thin condom.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Curiously enough, Pokerus isn't spread through breeding, although it can be generated on an egg at the same probability as any wild pokemon (about 3x rarer than finding a shiny). But the only form of transmission is spreading to other Pokemon next to it in your party. Apparently the futuristic technology that transforms a pokemon into pure energy in a suspended state inside an airtight, sterile metal ball provides less protection than an extra-thin condom.

LOL

LOL

Adds a disease to the game
makes it a posetive thing
WTF logic