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"Hey Beter, tell Quagmire that I found him a Facebook profile picture on the internet. It might add a little Giggity to his Goo."
Peter, with his hand down the sink drain: "Hey Joe? Do you know the WiFi password, I dropped my phone down the but it might still be down there, and I really don't feel like driving down to the Apple store every time I lose it. You know, it breaks like halfway back to my house, every time, every single time. I drove down there like 5 times and it- Hey Joe, what does this very specifically located switch suspiciously placed near the sink do? "
Joe: PETER THATS THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
Peter:AHHHYAHHHYEHHH
*Peter's phone rings*
Peter: hello?
Quagmire: hey Peter I got some free Sea World tickets from a raffle, and i already have an all-access pass, giggity, so do you want the tickets?
Joe: OH FUCK YEAH
Peter: No Joe, there's only 5 tickets and I'm taking my family on the vacation I decided already.
Joe: Awww. HEY, Aren't there six people in your family?
Peter: No there's five, Me, Lois, Brian, Chris, And Stewie. Oh, it looks like I'm bleeding out, goodbye Joe.
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eeveefan
Memberwhy did i read that in joe swansons voice..?..... i just lold so hard at myself XD
Theclarinetist
Blockeddon't worry I did to.... >,=,>
JoeX
MemberNew avatar. :D
GoldForest
MemberI thought his nose was a mouth like :D and that he was a vampire that lost his fangs so now he's bleeding from his missing fangs lol.
TheHuskyK9
Former StaffCannot unsee
Oracle of Pelor
MemberAt first, I thought his penis was a separate entity.
user 70201
MemberOh god DAMNIT!
Murphy13
MemberWants to see but doesn't. T.T
RayneMizery
MemberI swear I have seen this character from somewhere else?
Taitou
MemberMy immediate reaction:
post #308372
Instant upvote and fave.
djdex295
Memberi have never laughed so hard in my life! xD
Zaralyth
Membergod damnit
0saturn
Memberthis will never stop being funny
superphatcakes
MemberCANNOT UNSEE XD
ArtSkunk EsmeBelles
MemberI see a whommba or whatever those mushroom things from Mario are called..
superphatcakes
MemberGoomba. You're thinking of a goomba. x3
JaggleWoofle
MemberDem wannabe gamer nerds eh?
DJRadiOheaD
MemberFUCK.
Dylan The Arceus
MemberBetter find him a female Water type because he's rock hard
AnonymousTheGreat
MemberI read this in Arin Hanson's voice for some reason...
MrZombieKitten
MemberFrom the thumbnail I thought the dick was an owl that was doing "something" and the other guy just cones in like da fauk *nose bleed*
Yeah
Boner4evaaa
MemberFUCK YEAH BITCHES NOW IZE GOTS A BONER!!!!!!!!!
Boner4evaaa
MemberSpeechless *smirks*
treos
Blocked*clicks someones avatar pic* o_O the F?
Lolipocalypse
MemberIt's kamperkiller's avatar
ILoveGayFurries
MemberAnd I read it in Morgan Freeman's voice. Lmfao xD
thejester543
MemberME TOO XD
gaafmaar
MemberThis takes raging boners to a whole new level.
user 251206
Memberi read it in filthy frank's voice... best ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOg2HgKyfhg
Dodectreon
MemberTHE SEXUAL THRILL!
Movin Like Clockwork
MemberNew avatar found.
Decibel790
MemberMe too, and I didn't even know who that was until now.
BooceBungalow
MemberSayme
Mr-boi1
MemberKinda my reaction
#cantunseen
rsgrhtdsfg
MemberI know I’m 4 years late, but... HERE’S A STUPID VIDEO!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2SDbF1SrHZs
Reinquished
Memberhey peter
8fetishesandcounting
Blocked...I read it in Seth Rogen's voice...
yeetusthatfeetus
Member"Hey Beter, tell Quagmire that I found him a Facebook profile picture on the internet. It might add a little Giggity to his Goo."
Peter, with his hand down the sink drain: "Hey Joe? Do you know the WiFi password, I dropped my phone down the but it might still be down there, and I really don't feel like driving down to the Apple store every time I lose it. You know, it breaks like halfway back to my house, every time, every single time. I drove down there like 5 times and it- Hey Joe, what does this very specifically located switch suspiciously placed near the sink do? "
Joe: PETER THATS THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
Peter:AHHHYAHHHYEHHH
*Peter's phone rings*
Peter: hello?
Quagmire: hey Peter I got some free Sea World tickets from a raffle, and i already have an all-access pass, giggity, so do you want the tickets?
Joe: OH FUCK YEAH
Peter: No Joe, there's only 5 tickets and I'm taking my family on the vacation I decided already.
Joe: Awww. HEY, Aren't there six people in your family?
Peter: No there's five, Me, Lois, Brian, Chris, And Stewie.
Oh, it looks like I'm bleeding out, goodbye Joe.
*Peter falls on to the ground*
Peter: Deh Dehdeh dehdeh Dehdeh dehhhh.
OperatorLongDong
MemberI read that in kronks voice
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