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Rags
BlockedThis doesn't make sense.
Obviously the home team would get the new locker rooms, and the home team is for the school, and are both on the same side.
These teams wouldn't be playing simultaneously. There'd only be one sport playing in the field at one time. Soccer, football, hockey, lacrosse, underwater basket weaving, doesn't matter.
These two are wearing different uniforms with different colors, so one of them is clearly from a visiting school. If that's the case, then it wouldn't matter who fucks who, the new locker rooms is clearly marked for the "Home" team and the other is for the Visitors.
But, he's saying that he'll bring the rest of his guys in, which means that they aren't present, and are supposedly in the other locker rooms, most likely the lockers that are marked for their side, either "home" or "visitors". So he's literally the only one that wants these lockers bad enough to do anything.
Plus, he's already dressed in his uniform! Or at least he was! This shit should have been resolved already because they would have used the lockers already to change into their uniforms. Why was this not an issue before?
C'mon, man!
GarethGobulcoque
MemberI'm not sure how much forethought was put into a comic that doesn't know how to spell 'argument.'
But if these two teams' performance was anything like it was at my high school, everyone would be siding with the soccer team. At least until the defense learns basic pattern recognition enough not to be surprised by the same fucking play four times in a row.
Beepmaster
MemberAnd the mailman, and the pizza guy, and the pool dredger, and the locally famous pugilist, and the UPS guy...
Ziggy
MemberYou've made my porn browsing experience a significantly better one today.
Jaki-Kun
MemberAbout the only thing I can think of is if Mr. 1 Jersey is talking about tentative new locker rooms - i.e., locker rooms that would still need funding, or approval by the school board, or whatever. If that's the case, maybe it was up in the air regarding which school in the same district would get new locker rooms, and which one would have to keep the old ones. As for the reason why Mr. 1 Jersey saw fit to do the deed with Mr. Fox? Maybe he has connections or something, who knows?
Regardless, I sincerely doubt any of this went through the artist's head when drawing the piece.
user 103729
MemberI got some pals that wanna have more fun with u.
vealck
MemberRape: solves disputes since 10.000 BC.
King30
MemberThat's a lot of thought you put into that statement. You must be a detective because most of those observations never even crossed my mind. o.o
WingDairu
MemberLooks to me like it's an argument between the football and the soccer teams.
Soyamuz
MemberUh... The creampie'd guy's uniform suggests he's a referee or coach. Someone in his position can make the call of which team receives the new locker room or whatever.
Man, the things I give to be in the same situation as that ref...
sai jay
BlockedMaybe Varsity vs JV?
GryphonXdragon
MemberOr soccer and football *shrug*
Pissymutt
MemberThis, this right here. If you hadn't of made the comment, I probably would have.
Sammy seawall1992
MemberI’m pretty sure ones an American football team(the guy in the red) and the other is a football/soccer team and their arguing over what one of them gets the new changing rooms
NSFWerewolf
MemberThis drawing depicts two anthropomorphic individuals having dialogue while engaging in intercourse over a debate, and yet this is what breaks the realism for this guy...
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