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Harden The Fuck Up

Grandma die? Harden the fuck up.
Got punched in the stomach? Harden the fuck up.
Drunk and need to drive? Harden the fuck up.
Lost your mittens? Harden the fuck up.
All your pizza rolls got ated? Harden the fuck up.
Constipation? Harden the fuck up.
Got trolled? Harden the fuck up.
Car got stolen? Harden the fuck up.
Having a bad day? Harden the fuck up.
Having a good day? Harden the fuck up.
Emo? Harden the fuck up.
Parents make you take out the trash? Harden the fuck up.
Parents die? Harden the fuck up.
Rage quit? Harden the fuck up.
Suicide? Harden the fuck up.
Lost your house in an explosion? Harden the fuck up.
Lost the game? Harden the fuck up.
Can't beat "I want to be the boshy?" Harden the fuck up.
Internet? Harden the fuck up.
Got a song stuck in your head? Harden the fuck up.
Writers block? Harden the fuck up.
Cock block? Harden the fuck up.
Late to work? Harden the fuck up.
Cant dance? Harden the fuck up.
Missed a plane? Harden the fuck up.
Can't sleep? Harden the fuck up.
Slowly losing oxygen in a trapped elevator? Harden the fuck up.
Got kicked in the taint? Harden the fuck up.
Spill something on your new tux? Harden the fuck up.
Can't find love? Harden the fuck up.
Still in the closet? Harden the fuck up.
Stupid as hell? Harden the fuck up.
Someone throw a fork at your face? Harden the fuck up.
Having a heart attack? Harden the fuck up.

Seriously. Harden the fuck up already.
Simple.

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  • Premature ejaculation? Harden the fuck up.
    Things get dangerous? Harden the duck up.
    Gotta harvest all the apples yourself? Harden the buck up.
    Canadian? Harden the puck up.
    Lost your four-leaf clover? Harden the luck up.
    Internet meme based on you is four years stale? Harden the Chuck up.
    Everyone around you reflecting the corruption and dichotomies in Antebellum society, and saying the N-word a lot? Harden the Huck up.
    Dad was a stupid asshole who dumped a bunch of chaos energy on your egg before you were born, giving you bone claws and forcing you to watch over a giant emerald under the assumption that your whole race is dead? Harden the Knuck up.
    Giving too much to the poor, not taking enough from the rich? Harden the Tuck up.
    Made a bunch of shitty non-jokes that no one's laughing at? Harden the yuck up.

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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    Premature ejaculation? Harden the fuck up.
    Things get dangerous? Harden the duck up.
    Gotta harvest all the apples yourself? Harden the buck up.
    Canadian? Harden the puck up.
    Lost your four-leaf clover? Harden the luck up.
    Internet meme based on you is four years stale? Harden the Chuck up.
    Everyone around you reflecting the corruption and dichotomies in Antebellum society, and saying the N-word a lot? Harden the Huck up.
    Dad was a stupid asshole who dumped a bunch of chaos energy on your egg before you were born, giving you bone claws and forcing you to watch over a giant emerald under the assumption that your whole race is dead? Harden the Knuck up.
    Giving too much to the poor, not taking enough from the rich? Harden the Tuck up.
    Made a bunch of shitty non-jokes that no one's laughing at? Harden the yuck up.

    Don't have enough eggs for your omelet? Harden the cluck up!

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