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...Do polar bear males lactate? Scratch that, I don't want to know.

Well, I'm insane now. Thanks a lot, internet.

I am not sure what disturbs me more, the self-serve "ice-cream" polar bear, or the fact that it comes in strawberry and chocolate flavors.

anonyman12 said:
I am not sure what disturbs me more, the self-serve "ice-cream" polar bear, or the fact that it comes in strawberry and chocolate flavors.

Yeah - don't go for the chocolate one… Oh, and if they offer you a lemon snow-cone - give that a miss as well!

The only thing that create a more akward answer to the question "What do you work as" would be working in the factory that produces the devices used in here...

He's a hard working polar bear, trying to feed his 3 cubs at home. I don't see anything wrong here.

So is this how klondike makes its bars

I get Vanilla and Chocolate, But how in the fuck dose Strawberry work?

SilverBlade13 said:
I get Vanilla and Chocolate, But how in the fuck dose Strawberry work?

You'd probably be better off not knowing.

SilverBlade13 said:
I get Vanilla and Chocolate, But how in the fuck dose Strawberry work?

Scyther said:
You'd probably be better off not knowing.

Flavor and coloring?

IguanasAreCool said:
He's a hard working polar bear, trying to feed his 3 cubs at home. I don't see anything wrong here.

Fucking made my day.

dkbdn365 said:
...Do polar bear males lactate? Scratch that, I don't want to know.

All males can potentially lactate.
Trust me.

Do you have to use mind control? Come on, patience is a virtue! I bet someone would do this for free, or even pay you to do it even past closing time. .3./

i think i'll save this. if only for it's wtf value. lol

Cum Cream.

tehgamez said:
So is this how klondike makes its bars

There's a LOT I would do for that kind of Klondike bar.

Wow, wtf?

dkbdn365 said:
...Do polar bear males lactate? Scratch that, I don't want to know.

if it is a mammal it has mammary glands, just needs a hormone pill and it lactates.

Pink-Drake said:
Flavor and coloring?

they use the blood

chance_wallace said:
All males can potentially lactate.
Trust me.

I don't, but I must know the secret

bopperboy said:
I don't, but I must know the secret

Its called prolactin. If it has mammary glands prolactin will make it lactate. Male mammals do have mammary glands, they're just smaller than the ones on females. That's the secret.

This is definitely a "why"