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Edit thingy by Dogson. Some tag help by me.
God bless you admins, for standing knee deep in shit and other horrible fetishes for the good of all of us.

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  • A goofing around edit that later developed to a tribute to the unsung heroes of e621, the mods. Keep on the good work (and for putting up with my uneven dishing out) :D

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  • I apologize for all my pictures full of excessive fluids and giant sex parts. If it weren't for the mods, I could not find my audience. ;__;7

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  • And I know it would be like e621's version of '2 girls one cup' but now... I'm fucking curious as to what an image/animation that contained ALL that would look like ._. ... Anyone else?

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  • headcase37 said:
    And I know it would be like e621's version of '2 girls one cup' but now... I'm fucking curious as to what an image/animation that contained ALL that would look like ._. ... Anyone else?

    I think it'd look something like this.

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  • cloudshywolf said:
    *look down* H-HEY WHERE IS THE GAY THINGS ARE!!!!!

    Are you trying to imply that "gay" is in some way a freaky fetish?

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  • Secretskunk said:
    Think of it this way: if you are into all of those things, your are really desirable as a mod!

    It's a shame it's not that simple.

    I already barked up that tree.

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  • Peekaboo said:
    I can't believe I forgot to add castration to the list. I am so sorry. ;_;

    Also gore is on there twice.

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  • headcase37 said:
    (Before people jump me about this comment, its meant as a joke.) Am I the only one who hears this guys inner monologue as a small kid when his friend breaks something at his house? "Oooooh youre in trouble. God is gonna be watching you soon and when he sees some of this stuff he is gonna be soooo piiiissed"

    I lol'd.

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  • Am I the only one who thinks "Hyper Anus" sounds less like a kink and more like what Mega Man would get from beating Goatse Man?

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  • Iamasword said:
    Am I the only one who thinks "Hyper Anus" sounds less like a kink and more like what Mega Man would get from beating Goatse Man?

    I wish I could like your comment more than once

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  • tirrelx3 said:
    all of those tags... are they real?

    Yes my friend... They are.... Infact the cheese one is 3 above mine....

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  • Salemcripple said:
    It is when you're straight! lol

    If you're straight and Homoerotica is your fetish then doesn't that make you Bisexual?

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  • it kinda works like with dragon age joining ritual when it comes to becoming a e621 admin. in order to face the darkness you must allow yourself to become a part of it.

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  • I would say something about "c'mon, are people *STILL* bent on MLP being some heinous horrible thing? it's a great cartoon with tons of great art!" but... holy hell, 75,000 in 3 and a half years??? And then even a big fan of its art community like me can't deny that at least 50% of that is probably absolute tripe or involves some of the other tags on this image or things equally as bad, and I realize just how relevant it is.

    Bless you, mods.

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  • werner118 said:
    it kinda works like with dragon age joining ritual when it comes to becoming a e621 admin. in order to face the darkness you must allow yourself to become a part of it.

    Well said.

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  • I seriously will never understand why CANNIBALISM, DEATH, AND HYPERSCAT ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE. ever.

    /inb4hatecommentsbecauseIcan'tsayanythingwithoutsomepansygettingbutthurt

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  • Deven12 said:
    I actually knew what image it was gonna be before i clicked it. Is that image like...really popular on this site?

    Popular? No... Well-known? Yeah.

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  • TheOtherRabbit said:
    What exactly does the + - thing mean?

    It was some time ago, when browsing posts the list on the left of the page were the most used tags, and you could click those "+ -" to add/block the tag in a search.

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  • SteelWings said:
    What ever we're paying these people, It is not enough.

    They volunteer to do this.

    Just… just let that… sink in for a moment…

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  • ChaosOscillator said:
    all of those tags... are they real?

    Aye Lass. They be rite nasty beasties. They're real just as the legends say. Just nestled in the deep of this hell, along with the dark secrets of the internet. Can't speak of it here. They are watching.

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  • Emserdalf said:
    Whelp, this is a good opportunity to update my blacklist. x.x

    Yeeeeeeeeahp. The blacklist feature really is one of e621's biggest boons. There's so many sites out there with tagging systems but don't have the option to blacklist tags, it's a real shame. Especially if you're like me, and you like artists who are really talented and make pictures you like a lot of the time, but occasionally like to draw ball sacks getting crushed. ಠ_ಠ

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  • devin21321 said:
    ... I've been here for a long time, and this sums up half the shit I wish I hadn't seen.

    on the other hand i know that icon well enough to know what you DO like.

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  • also had to say i'm wondering what kind of image would include ALL OF THESE AT THE SAME TIME... not that i'd like to see it.

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  • The worst part about everything is not that the tags exist.. it's that those tags are not in alphabetical order DX~!

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  • *Sees "Lenexwants" as artist tag"
    *Searches up said tag*

    uhhhhhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • Grizeus said:
    "Horrible" fetishes? Fuck off. There are no fetishes that are better or worse or more moral or more evil than any others when they all exist in a fantasy realm.

    I mean, if death and suicide turns you on there must be a problem there.

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  • What the actual- You know what, fuck doesn't fit this. I'm making my own swear.

    What the actual arghahgmt.

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  • I just noticed that e621_tags is a tag. I wonder if putting e621_tags into a photo like this would create an "e621_tags_tag", then an "e621_tags_tags_tag" then so and so forth. Questions like these on images like these really make me question the logic of this site and its contents.

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  • Cash_Banooca said:
    Why did I had to click...

    Aegis29 said:
    I looked up the cheese_grater image

    I really wish I hadn't

    Xoubi said:
    So I searched the artists name out of curiosity...

    Whoops.

    Arter said:
    Curiosity is horrible thing...
    I checked this things...
    Why... Why?

    meh962 said:
    *Sees "Lenexwants" as artist tag"
    *Searches up said tag*

    uhhhhhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    to ALL of you:
    post #1364876

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  • headcase37 said:
    And I know it would be like e621's version of '2 girls one cup' but now... I'm fucking curious as to what an image/animation that contained ALL that would look like ._. ... Anyone else?

    Really, you just need to look up the one tag (and subsequently blacklist) WhiteKitten for all your answers. I don't recommend it and suggest skipping to step two.

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  • salemcripple said:
    It is when you're straight! lol

    A fetish is a sexual act or an object that is nearly always necessary for the person to become aroused and enjoy sex. If you can only get aroused by gay sex, then you're not straight.

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  • Bruh this is 7 years old, so many of these have gotten many more posts. but uh, there's just a tag straight up called 'eating shit'

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  • grizeus said:
    "Horrible" fetishes? Fuck off. There are no fetishes that are better or worse or more moral or more evil than any others when they all exist in a fantasy realm.

    I think you thought about this to much... I have a fucked up fedish and I know it's fucked up, I would say grow up but I feel like your over 25

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  • iamasword said:
    Am I the only one who thinks "Hyper Anus" sounds less like a kink and more like what Mega Man would get from beating Goatse Man?

    Years later, this comment still makes me lol.

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  • dogson said:
    A goofing around edit that later developed to a tribute to the unsung heroes of e621, the mods. Keep on the good work (and for putting up with my uneven dishing out) :D

    dogson said:
    A goofing around edit that later developed to a tribute to the unsung heroes of e621, the mods. Keep on the good work (and for putting up with my uneven dishing out) :D

    THAT IS THE MOST RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF TAGS I HAVE EVER SEEN...

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  • I don't remember if it was a photoshop or if someone actually did it, but I recall a story of someone dressing up as a cheese grater to a fur con.

    Amazing how a single image can have such an impact. I'm not looking it up to verify lest I see the actual image.

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  • Ah yes whitekitten

    wurm said:
    I miss the days when whitekitten freaked me out
    It was a more innocent time

    I honestly kept checking the Tag every once and a while just to see how much more fucked up he could get, and honestly I'm completely desensitized to it.

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  • ungovernable said:
    Top 39(I may have miscounted) tags to NEVER search together.

    If you search them five times in a row, Whitkitten will appear in your basement.

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  • I hope they pay the moderators.They need that money for a therapist that help them to deal with all of this crap

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  • A good man once said

    "You can't clean up the world without getting your hands dirty."

    I didn't realize how much muck there was to wade through. May whatever god that listens have mercy on these brave souls.

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  • Now I have a more profound respect for admins on this site that have to sift through this, because yikes times 1 million

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  • furryballs0123 said:
    You still here,though...

    Ironically enough, you have a blacklist, duh. Use it as you should. Also, no one but dumbass Furries ever say you have to be one of them to like Animal-evolved person art and animation.

    Updated

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  • ionic said:
    Ironically enough, you have a blacklist, duh. Use it as you should. Also, no one but other dumbass Furries ever said you have to be one of them to like Animal-evolved person art and animation.

    Cool,have a Nice day 🗿

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  • with all due respect, e621 Jannies have it easy compared to other sites like 4chan, where actual torture and killings are being constantly posted. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 99% of the stuff posted here is just artwork at the end of the day? you can probably get desensitized to it pretty quickly imo.

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  • ryxinel said:
    with all due respect, e621 Jannies have it easy compared to other sites like 4chan, where actual torture and killings are being constantly posted. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 99% of the stuff posted here is just artwork at the end of the day? you can probably get desensitized to it pretty quickly imo.

    True that.... 4chan janitors are the ones that really need therapy. Some of the shit I've accidentally seen around there still haunts me...

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  • ionic said:
    Ironically enough, you have a blacklist, duh. Use it as you should. Also, no one but other dumbass Furries ever said you have to be one of them to like Animal-evolved person art and animation.

    If I understand correctly you just said you don't have to be a furry to have an account on a furry porn website and enjoy looking at furry art of furry characters?

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  • ionic said:
    Pretty sure most of the art isn't made by Furries, so it can't be all classified as Furry porn or Furry art. Nor can the characters be called Furry characters. Well that, and it just sounds stupid and narcissistic. And yeah, I did say that. Liking the art doesn't make one a Furry. Interacting with them and calling them your friends make you one.

    Whatever you say, man

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  • The only one on here that has potential for goodness is “crying”, because it can be a heartwarming moment where something bad/sad happened but someone came along and was a shoulder to cry on. Like, “yeah this sucks, but I’m here for you, and it will get better” kind of vibes

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  • ryxinel said:
    with all due respect, e621 Jannies have it easy compared to other sites like 4chan, where actual torture and killings are being constantly posted. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 99% of the stuff posted here is just artwork at the end of the day? you can probably get desensitized to it pretty quickly imo.

    mr_krinkle said:
    True that.... 4chan janitors are the ones that really need therapy. Some of the shit I've accidentally seen around there still haunts me...

    Some things you just can't cope with. Desensitization isn't a possibility anymore. At least, not without major negative side effects. As for 4chan, from what I know it's only a few boards that are really bad. Others ain't so nasty.

    Oh yeah, and this post has given me about 10 more things to blacklist.

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  • A good number of these almost certainly are no longer valid... Kinda almost makes me wish there was an "archive / legacy" where we could go back and check, but that's really getting deep into tags.

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  • despite my gripes about the moderation, being due to my lack of ability to post anything, i can absolutely respect the mod team for sifting through posts and putting up with some really heinous shit.

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  • ..... Wound penetration? .....

    Out of all of them... That one is a tag I wish I never found out was a thing that existed... just thinking about it makes me feel severe pain

    I mean sure there's death and other crazy stuff but wounds....

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  • headcase37 said:
    And I know it would be like e621's version of '2 girls one cup' but now... I'm fucking curious as to what an image/animation that contained ALL that would look like ._. ... Anyone else?

    cheese greater

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  • Someday, I will no longer be able to resist the urge to look up what "hyperscat" means. I dread that day.

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  • we work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to give ourselves the right to buy ourselves the right to live to earn the right to die

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  • arter said:
    Curiosity is horrible thing...
    I checked this things...
    Why... Why?

    I searched it all because I couldn't understand it...... ——a Chinese user

    Updated

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  • just_a_nobody said:
    Welcome to our little town
    Why don't you settle down?
    Here, just fill out the paperwork
    And you can look around

    We're happy as can be
    Inside the valley cannery
    We live to pack the cans of meat
    And not to question where it's found

    Until we end up in the ground
    Around the corner in the yard
    You know, we thought we liked the sound
    Of finding glory in the stars

    The board has taught us to be proud
    Of never reaching very far
    So we earn what we're allowed
    And give it right back at the bar

    The Ale to cure what ails you
    Zero gee brew
    Your favourite flavour
    So work 'til you bleed
    Ennobled by labour
    Then purchase relief
    From your local retailer

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  • just_a_nobody said:
    Welcome to our little town
    Why don't you settle down?
    Here, just fill out the paperwork
    And you can look around

    We're happy as can be
    Inside the valley cannery
    We live to pack the cans of meat
    And not to question where it's found

    Until we end up in the ground
    Around the corner in the yard
    You know, we thought we liked the sound
    Of finding glory in the stars

    The board has taught us to be proud
    Of never reaching very far
    So we earn what we're allowed
    And give it right back at the bar

    Why the fuck you quoting Stupendium on a porn sítě?

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  • I like how this post was approved by a staff which does have a my little pony porn post.

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  • sofi said:
    I think it'd look something like this.

    I was so scared clicking this but genuinely, not as bad as I thought, at least the left half is pleasing to look at, plus the fact it's pixel art, it's actually not that bad despite it having most of/if not all of those tags

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  • sluttyever said:
    Would so have this as my pfp, but mlp is there, and my hyperfixation/special interest cannot be having that

    We understand each other. *looks at my favorites with guilt...*

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