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I would drag my balls through a mile of rusty serrated razorwire over jigger-infested Kenyan soil to sit in a chair she used 10 years ago for two minutes.
ippiki_ookami said: I would drag my balls through a mile of rusty serrated razorwire over jigger-infested Kenyan soil to sit in a chair she used 10 years ago for two minutes.
ippiki_ookami said: I would drag my balls through a mile of rusty serrated razorwire over jigger-infested Kenyan soil to sit in a chair she used 10 years ago for two minutes.
ippiki_ookami said: I would drag my balls through a mile of rusty serrated razorwire over jigger-infested Kenyan soil to sit in a chair she used 10 years ago for two minutes.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
I would do battle with a pack of wild lions with both arms tied behind my back with a shake weight duct taped to my forehead as a weapon in a Wal-Mart bathroom stall just to hear her fart over Skype with dial up connection.
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Dragon3076
MemberThat is a fine ass if I have ever seen one.
Apikalia
MemberDaym
High Botanist Telarn
BlockedThis is a show of talent.
Neith
MemberI'm just..speechless. :D
TheClassyDoge
MemberDat ass
SirGuyFawx
MemberTop half peas
ippiki ookami
Former StaffI would drag my balls through a mile of rusty serrated razorwire over jigger-infested Kenyan soil to sit in a chair she used 10 years ago for two minutes.
Kiss-of-Madness
MemberSlow down there ippiki..
JoeX
MemberAss
TheClassyDoge
MemberI would laugh so hard if you did that.
GoldenWings
MemberHow to describe this picture in one word...
clarkycat
MemberI would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Skatoulaki
MemberShading...you're doing it right. =9
RedactedPaws
MemberWorship da booty. PRAISE da booty!
RatherHeavy
MemberShow me da booty, I love da booty, oh, what a booty!
Aaaand that's all I can remember.
Drkfce0
Member:O
999/10
GreatGonza
MemberI would do battle with a pack of wild lions with both arms tied behind my back with a shake weight duct taped to my forehead as a weapon in a Wal-Mart bathroom stall just to hear her fart over Skype with dial up connection.
Ich-liebe dick
MemberI would do a full day's work just for her to exist.
chadschayes
MemberIt's been 5 years, and this is still my favorite post.
PlayfulWynx
Memberass... nuff said
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