"Oh, fuck! I left a soda in the freezer!"

Rags said:
"Oh, fuck! I left a soda in the freezer!"

I was thinking more along the lines of "Oh fuck! Today is spaghetti friday!" but I like yours too.

That's why you should check to make sure he's got it on before you start.

"Oh shit, the oven's still on!"

No, he remembered to use the condom to make a balloon man. Didn't forget shit.

Officer said:
No, he remembered to use the condom to make a balloon man. Didn't forget shit.

He got the catface down too.