are you tempting me to fail this month already

For a minute I thought that was a fish in her mouth

fish! that tongue tho!

And so, washed ashore was a Vaporeon. A Vaporeon lass that was most beautiful. Mind you, this was a time when the line between humans and Pokémon were blurred.

furry_maiden said:
And so, washed ashore was a Vaporeon. A Vaporeon lass that was most beautiful. Mind you, this was a time when the line between humans and Pokémon were blurred.

Yet she clearly has modern condoms though

furryvorelover01 said:
Yet she clearly has modern condoms though

Time paradox.

zambynd said:
are you tempting me to fail this month already

i already failed :(

biglilly77 said:
i already failed :(

RIP

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more