"I have searched wide an far for a blacksmith who can make me a less practical suit of armor. Could you be the one?"

CyricV said:
"I have searched wide an far for a blacksmith who can make me a less practical suit of armor. Could you be the one?"

"I have just the thing here. Mithral-infused nipple armor. Gives you +5 against grapple, dirty trick and diplomacy checks involving your nips.
There's also this clit-mounted loin cloth and breast-covering sash combo that will really cut back on armor check penalties, but might prove difficult if your clitoris provides necessary somatic components for casting."

GarethGobulcoque said:
"... +5 against ... diplomacy checks involving your nips...."

I prefer to think of unconvincing_armor as the base harness for the major plates etc to mount on. So what we are seeing here is more akin to posing in underwear, for armour.

Unconvincing armor...WHAT ARMOR?! o3o
Sweet sword though and I'm lovin dem abs :3

Typical female armor - totally useless.