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  • Hello, gentlemen. Look at your robot. Now back to me. Now back to your robot. Now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. But if you stopped using motor oil and switched to Parker Lube Oil, she could move like she's me.
    Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the Cyberpunk future with the robot your robot could move like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a loot crate with 3-day passes to that con that sucked. Look again, the con is now diamonds.
    Anything is possible when your robot moves like a lady and not a robot. I have a horsecock.

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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    Hello, gentlemen. Look at your robot. Now back to me. Now back to your robot. Now back to me. Sadly, she isn't me. But if you stopped using motor oil and switched to Parker Lube Oil, she could move like she's me.
    Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the Cyberpunk future with the robot your robot could move like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a loot crate with 3-day passes to that con that sucked. Look again, the con is now diamonds.
    Anything is possible when your robot moves like a lady and not a robot. I have a horsecock.

    I had to laugh at this because Old Spice has recently uploaded a commercial featuring a robot. If you haven't seen it yet, you should check it out.

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