If he isn't careful, he is gonna either trip or step on that thing.

Fine, lets make fun of his hand shaped nuts instead!!!

Scuba_Diva said:
wat...da fuck?

You can't tell me that doesn't look like a grasping hand.

actually I think thats his other back paw...
but hand shaped nuts is still funnier lol.

newlydead said:
You can't tell me that doesn't look like a grasping hand.

Pretty sure that's his other foot in mid-stride, but I can't fault you for where it's placed. Although the fact that his balls aren't even visible is somehow even more troubling.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Pretty sure that's his other foot in mid-stride, but I can't fault you for where it's placed. Although the fact that his balls aren't even visible is somehow even more troubling.

Yeah, its his foot but placement and if you overlook his leg for a second it looks like the artist was trying too hard to draw a wrinkly nutsack.

bawwwwww

Don't cry, wait till your older, kid. San Fernando Valley is waiting for you.

GarethGobulcoque said:
Pretty sure that's his other foot in mid-stride, but I can't fault you for where it's placed. Although the fact that his balls aren't even visible is somehow even more troubling.

Could be it's only his dick that is oversized. Nuts are normal sized.

grumpydog said:
Could be it's only his dick that is oversized. Nuts are normal sized.

Possibly, but now I've got the image in my head of a fire hose hooked up to a water bottle, and it's kinda going against the spirit of the campaign. I think I should start suspending my disbelief on this, if only for my own sanity.

newlydead said:
Fine, lets make fun of his hand shaped nuts instead!!!

Now he can fist fuck a chick while he plows her!

I imagine getting road rash on your dick from dragging that thing around

I feel sad 😥 I may feel like I'm a freak but he is one. I feel like a asswhole for even admitting it

AllFurGamer said:
If he isn't careful, he is gonna either trip or step on that thing.

And then it'll make a really loud squeak

hyper jerk sounds like a new way to masturbate

I genuinely feel bad for him.

He needs one of these: https://i.redd.it/noxz4dsnrg921.jpg

newlydead said:
You can't tell me that doesn't look like a grasping hand.

it's a foot
running away