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  • I would call this an asinine porn excuse for sex, but I have it on good authority that if a girl is forced to watch a bad enough movie, she will choose sex with pretty much anyone on the off chance they'll turn it off.
    So remember kids, if someone suddenly puts out while watching your favorite movie, it's just not meant to be.

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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    I would call this an asinine porn excuse for sex, but I have it on good authority that if a girl is forced to watch a bad enough movie, she will choose sex with pretty much anyone on the off chance they'll turn it off.
    So remember kids, if someone suddenly puts out while watching your favorite movie, it's just not meant to be.

    But on the bright side, you get laid.

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  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    I would call this an asinine porn excuse for sex, but I have it on good authority that if a girl is forced to watch a bad enough movie, she will choose sex with pretty much anyone on the off chance they'll turn it off.
    So remember kids, if someone suddenly puts out while watching your favorite movie, it's just not meant to be.

    I learned that trick 25 years ago. ;)

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