The Hypnotist [Com]

Yeah, I've heard of him. They call him the Hypnotist, right? Only a handful of folks even believe he exists, but he prefers to keep it that way. They say his fee is steep, but if you manage to pay it, all your troubles can vanish at the drop of a dime. Got a pesky ex-wife who's hounding you for your estate? Gone. Federal agents starting to dig into your history of tax evasion? Handled. Feeling lonely, but every girl you try to bring home doesn't satisfy your strange and demanding tastes? All it takes is the right price.

All that seems to matter is that those who cross his path live happily ever after --whether they remember who they once were, or not.

Of course, that's if you believe such nonsense. Anyway, I've gotta go, Leila and I have a meeting tonight with a potential client. Nice chatting with you.

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Leila (left) belongs to leilasnowpaw
Vaylute (right) belongs to scarlettv
Art by twinkle-sez