Uh

I thought I'd seen the weirdest shit.
I was so very wrong.

man this guy must have no blood

My penis just shriveled up back inside of me

O_O WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the plus side, you can give a peace sign with your dick now.

alright lets take a step back here, satan

H...how do you pee?

NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS ARTIST

Alright, I'll shed some light on this.

Yes, there are real people who get their penis cut in half surgically. Usually, it's people who enjoy deep sounding who have this done, because the urethra would then be much wider and with less distance to wherever their getting pleasure from touching. I never fully understood it myself. Is it the bladder, maybe? Also, the procedure increases the pleasure you recieve, simply because their is more surface area to touch.

I'm not sure if you can put a penis in the urethra this way, but I'm sure people have tried. I'm pretty sure getting lube or semen in your bladder is a bad thing. The owner of a split-cock would have a very difficult time penetrating anything, and would be resolved to bottoming forever.

They pee sitting down.

Oh i like splited Cocks they can be realy sexy. ;)

Now its time to split his nuts open

Aejann said:
Alright, I'll shed some light on this.

Yes, there are real people who get their penis cut in half surgically. Usually, it's people who enjoy deep sounding who have this done, because the urethra would then be much wider and with less distance to wherever their getting pleasure from touching. I never fully understood it myself. Is it the bladder, maybe? Also, the procedure increases the pleasure you recieve, simply because their is more surface area to touch.

I'm not sure if you can put a penis in the urethra this way, but I'm sure people have tried. I'm pretty sure getting lube or semen in your bladder is a bad thing. The owner of a split-cock would have a very difficult time penetrating anything, and would be resolved to bottoming forever.

They pee sitting down.

my dick has officially receded into my stomach, but at least i'm learning.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this fox must be a fan of the.... Hemipenis! idk that was my attempt to shed light in this deep darkness..

Background information.

My dick is confused.

I dont understand the world anymore.

I don't believe in God anymore.

Hey, on the bright side, I just found a new tag to blacklist.

are there women who cut their clits in half?

Munkelzahn said:
are there women who cut their clits in half?

I don't kno

Hrrmmmmh

You may not do that.

Munkelzahn said:
are there women who cut their clits in half?

Hood splits are more common to expose their clit, but yes it can be done.

You know, of this artist were a more vanilla in their artwork they'd probably be really popular. But screw that, cause that'd mean us who are into this will lose a great artist!

Gaze said:
Alright, I'll shed some light on this.

Yes, there are real people who get their penis cut in half surgically. Usually, it's people who enjoy deep sounding who have this done, because the urethra would then be much wider and with less distance to wherever their getting pleasure from touching. I never fully understood it myself. Is it the bladder, maybe? Also, the procedure increases the pleasure you recieve, simply because their is more surface area to touch.

I'm not sure if you can put a penis in the urethra this way, but I'm sure people have tried. I'm pretty sure getting lube or semen in your bladder is a bad thing. The owner of a split-cock would have a very difficult time penetrating anything, and would be resolved to bottoming forever.

They pee sitting down.

These dongs are kinda scary but at least this insightful comment made me laugh really hard.

kiraiota said:
man this guy must have no blood

Cauterization exists... Also skin too.