As in, he wasn't wearing one to begin with. *womp womp*

So stop wearing broken condoms. I believe she meant has a bad experience with condoms BREAKING.

Nogohoho said:
As in, he wasn't wearing one to begin with. *womp womp*

TrannyFur said:
So stop wearing broken condoms. I believe she meant has a bad experience with condoms BREAKING.

At this point, she just wants to get pregnant.

tells him to pull out AFTER his knotted

vealck2 said:
I'm always wondering, how paying child support for 21 years is someone's fetish.

Don't be silly. Furries don't have children.

They just get pregnant.

You know, when it's gotten to the point where it's a history, you should really stop blaming the condoms. Looking back through your history, it's really just been assholes really wanting to cum inside you, as well as you absolutely not caring until it's too late, that's been the cause of your problems. You should really consider telling your partners you're on the pill. You don't actually have to start taking it, in the furry world just stating it aloud is enough.

GarethGobulcoque said:
You know, when it's gotten to the point where it's a history, you should really stop blaming the condoms. Looking back through your history, it's really just been assholes really wanting to cum inside you, as well as you absolutely not caring until it's too late, that's been the cause of your problems. You should really consider telling your partners you're on the pill. You don't actually have to start taking it, in the furry world just stating it aloud is enough.

At this point I just assume she is on a first name basis at her local abortion clinic.

-__- Her nipples look like old-timey door knockers...

Sweets_MLP said:
-__- Her nipples look like old-timey door knockers...

Those are her piercings.

Pepazdepa said:
Does the enlarged close-up of the sperm entering the egg really arouse somebody? Or its implications?

I would guess its that or simply the idea of breeding, but I dunno. Just find these funny since it may take about an hour for the sperm to actually reach the egg.

Chessax said:
I would guess its that or simply the idea of breeding, but I dunno. Just find these funny since it may take about an hour for the sperm to actually reach the egg.

Depends on species. Cats are in the ~30 minute range while humans can be anywhere from 8 hours to 2 days.

ive just realized that there is a really good knot pun in this

lustythehusky347 said:
ive just realized that there is a really good knot pun in this

She really shouldn't have mentioned the condom part. That ALWAYS gets guys to jizz loads...

Steampunk33weasel said:
She really shouldn't have mentioned the condom part. That ALWAYS gets guys to jizz loads...

Maybe that's exactly why she mentioned it.

Sweets_MLP said:
-__- Her nipples look like old-timey door knockers...

Those are just her knockers.

Sweets_MLP said:
-__- Her nipples look like old-timey door knockers...

Thank you Doctor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw1lzxTAis

Why is there a condom and broken_condom tag on this image? I cant see them anywhere. Maybe they are just really hard to see, or I'm blind so I'll leave the tags alone.

Does this qualify for accidental_creampie ?
Edit: Going for unwanted_ejaculation.