We totally need a genderbent version of this as well.

That backfire though...

Mmm, Alaric's so hot ♥ᴥ♥
And dem abs doe! o3o

TauMaxim said:
That backfire though...

I'll have you know kind sir, Your avatar makes me wonder what if the almost naked guy were to say that to the adorable Keith?

Except he's hung like a hamster.

Brayburned said:
Except he's hung like a hamster.

Except you can't tell that or not, since canines have sheathed penises. Their cock isn't constantly flopping about outside their bodies.

SpongeBob quotes shall never die

"Stupid sexy Alaric"

Kyubii said:
Except you can't tell that or not, since canines have sheathed penises. Their cock isn't constantly flopping about outside their bodies.

We can safely assume every character Tom draws lacks genitalia at this point.

Heh, get a chuckle out of "Oh no, he's hot D:"

He is hot!

Am I the only one who notices that these are almost the exact words from when Squidward had his run in with Squilliam?

djcjx said:
Am I the only one who notices that these are almost the exact words from when Squidward had his run in with Squilliam?

No. That's the joke.

cant help but to think of the homer simpson here "think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughs"