お手をどうぞ

Cuter than a button! Kinda hoping the answer is "fuck off, granddad", though.

Btw, if anybody out there - Jean-Claude, perhaps! - can translate between crazy moonspeak languages like English and nice civilised ones like Japanese, we'd be awfully grateful if you could help us poor monoglots by taking a look under the translation_request tag and dropping a few hints. We might even learn something ^^