easter bunny and jesus christ (easter) created by unknown artist
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    Morp

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    hoosherdaddy said:
    what is going through ones mind when drawing something like this?

    I JUST ATE FIVE GRAMS OF DRIED SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS!

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    Remiv

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    How christian kids view easter, sept without the blood. because some how a bunny that lays eggs is died with a jew that died and came back to life to save yer sins when his father (Who is friggin God) decided he needed to have his son die (then come back to life) instead of just forgiving us in the 1st place :V

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    nekkofox

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    This is NOT what the story of Easter is about! I am offended by this! The story goes like this for all you heathens:

    There was a guy long ago with an awesome beard. He rocked that beard. He also thought it would be cool if everyone was nice to eachother for once. Feeling envious of his beard, and hating on his ludicrous ideas of friendship, the people nailed him to some wood. As an afterthought, they also stabbed him, just for having a beard. After a while, the locals felt that he was becoming an eyesore, that dead guy on a stick, so they took him down and buried him in a cave. A few days passed and then the dead guys respawn timer reached zero and he re-entered The Game, but he used his BRB time to look up some God-Mode cheats. So, illegally modded his character into a zombie rabbit who shat eggs. Minds were blown. When everyone was duly impressed, this dead guy turned egg-shitting zombie rabbit decided it would be a great idea to find a new server. He put in the No_Clip cheat and ascended into the clouds so that he can watch pregnant women take showers.

    And THAT kids, is the story of Easter.

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    AJ Fawxe

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    nekkofox said:
    This is NOT what the story of Easter is about! I am offended by this! The story goes like this for all you heathens:

    There was a guy long ago with an awesome beard. He rocked that beard. He also thought it would be cool if everyone was nice to eachother for once. Feeling envious of his beard, and hating on his ludicrous ideas of friendship, the people nailed him to some wood. As an afterthought, they also stabbed him, just for having a beard. After a while, the locals felt that he was becoming an eyesore, that dead guy on a stick, so they took him down and buried him in a cave. A few days passed and then the dead guys respawn timer reached zero and he re-entered The Game, but he used his BRB time to look up some God-Mode cheats. So, illegally modded his character into a zombie rabbit who shat eggs. Minds were blown. When everyone was duly impressed, this dead guy turned egg-shitting zombie rabbit decided it would be a great idea to find a new server. He put in the No_Clip cheat and ascended into the clouds so that he can watch pregnant women take showers.

    And THAT kids, is the story of Easter.

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    chancethewolf

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    nekkofox said:
    This is NOT what the story of Easter is about! I am offended by this! The story goes like this for all you heathens:

    There was a guy long ago with an awesome beard. He rocked that beard. He also thought it would be cool if everyone was nice to eachother for once. Feeling envious of his beard, and hating on his ludicrous ideas of friendship, the people nailed him to some wood. As an afterthought, they also stabbed him, just for having a beard. After a while, the locals felt that he was becoming an eyesore, that dead guy on a stick, so they took him down and buried him in a cave. A few days passed and then the dead guys respawn timer reached zero and he re-entered The Game, but he used his BRB time to look up some God-Mode cheats. So, illegally modded his character into a zombie rabbit who shat eggs. Minds were blown. When everyone was duly impressed, this dead guy turned egg-shitting zombie rabbit decided it would be a great idea to find a new server. He put in the No_Clip cheat and ascended into the clouds so that he can watch pregnant women take showers.

    And THAT kids, is the story of Easter.

    this is what win looks like.

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    voldemort1

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    Remiv said:
    How christian kids view easter, sept without the blood. because some how a bunny that lays eggs is died with a jew that died and came back to life to save yer sins when his father (Who is friggin God) decided he needed to have his son die (then come back to life) instead of just forgiving us in the 1st place :V

    God needs a sacrifice in order to PAY for what you have done wrong. in jewish tradition an unblemished (never been injured or harmed or desiesed) lamb is the sacrifice. this is where you get the term "lamb of God"

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    Loc0

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    omg. scarier kinder surprise eggs I've ever seen!
    bored with your child? - make a gift jesus so as to the child has died of fear. :D

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    Rixoli

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    nekkofox said:
    This is NOT what the story of Easter is about! I am offended by this! The story goes like this for all you heathens:

    There was a guy long ago with an awesome beard. He rocked that beard. He also thought it would be cool if everyone was nice to eachother for once. Feeling envious of his beard, and hating on his ludicrous ideas of friendship, the people nailed him to some wood. As an afterthought, they also stabbed him, just for having a beard. After a while, the locals felt that he was becoming an eyesore, that dead guy on a stick, so they took him down and buried him in a cave. A few days passed and then the dead guys respawn timer reached zero and he re-entered The Game, but he used his BRB time to look up some God-Mode cheats. So, illegally modded his character into a zombie rabbit who shat eggs. Minds were blown. When everyone was duly impressed, this dead guy turned egg-shitting zombie rabbit decided it would be a great idea to find a new server. He put in the No_Clip cheat and ascended into the clouds so that he can watch pregnant women take showers.

    And THAT kids, is the story of Easter.

    You........

    You and people like you are the ones I want to drag into a bunker near the center of the earth and repopulate the planet with when he comes back with infinite ammo and an aimbot on.

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    Ruvik21

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    Why did someone even take the time to make this if a person dose not believe in jesus then why take the time to insult him why tell me why it's highly offensive for anyone I mean really why go out of your way to insult something you don't beliave in so why just tell me why there is a god and there is a Jesus and you just fucked up royally

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    USBees

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    Is that the barbed wire burning heart from the Dream Theater Images and Words album on the first Jesus' shirt? 🤘

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