why is that blackberry harassing that cotton ball?

coconutbutt said:
why is that blackberry harassing that cotton ball?

Because the internet.

coconutbutt said:
why is that blackberry harassing that cotton ball?

The cloud girl is from Regular show. Her name is Cloudy Jay, or CJ for short.

The guy behind her is a cloudified version of Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. One of the missions he sends you on involves the main character, also called CJ, and him chasing a train on a motorbike. The mission is notorious for being difficult and failing causes Big Smoke to yell "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"

ROTHY said:
The cloud girl is from Regular show. Her name is Cloudy Jay, or CJ for short.

The guy behind her is a cloudified version of Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. One of the missions he sends you on involves the main character, also called CJ, and him chasing a train on a motorbike. The mission is notorious for being difficult and failing causes Big Smoke to yell "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"

goddamit, i was trying to make a racist joke but you ruined it with facts.

New fancy avatar, Thanks.

ROTHY said:
The cloud girl is from Regular show. Her name is Cloudy Jay, or CJ for short.

The guy behind her is a cloudified version of Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. One of the missions he sends you on involves the main character, also called CJ, and him chasing a train on a motorbike. The mission is notorious for being difficult and failing causes Big Smoke to yell "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"

I fucking knew I heard it before

And all you had to do was aim.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS THROW THE FUCKING PS2 OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER THE 88TH FUCKING ATTEMPT AT THE FUCKING MISSION!!!

I blacked out back then and awoke to a loooooot of dead mangled cats around me...

And a loooooooooooot of blood on my naked lower body...

lookyloo said:
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS THROW THE FUCKING PS2 OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER THE 88TH FUCKING ATTEMPT AT THE FUCKING MISSION!!!

I blacked out back then and awoke to a loooooot of dead mangled cats around me...

And a loooooooooooot of blood on my naked lower body...

Why were you naked

Clever.
Fucking clever.

*slowly claps*

RocketSeason101 said:
Why were you naked

I dunno! ;-;

how was this mission so damn hard? all you had to do was follow the damn train from a short distance, not hug the fucking thing.

DrButtGhost said:
how was this mission so damn hard? all you had to do was follow the damn train from a short distance, not hug the fucking thing.

Train moves at a constant speed over an odd course filled with obstacles and you have to stay beside it so Smoke can shoot the other gang members and he's not a very good shot.Get off track, you're fucked. Bump into something (including the train), you're fucked. Smoke takes too long shooting the thugs, you're fucked. I can't tell you how many times I've failed that mission because Smoke didn't kill them or the train hit an oncoming car and made it hit me.

DrButtGhost said:
how was this mission so damn hard? all you had to do was follow the damn train from a short distance, not hug the fucking thing.

That mission is the bane of my existence. Don't talk about how it's not hard. It is. You have to stay at JUST the right distance from the train for that fat fuck to be able to get a shot off at the ridiculously resilient San Fierro Rifa gangsters, all the while keeping from wiping out on the damn dirtbike, and you have to do it before the train crosses the bridge, giving you only a few minutes time. Trust me, I've spent wayyy too much time doing every single thing you can do in San Andreas. The only thing harder to do in that game is one of the driving school challenges where you have to drive in a circle like a hundred times. It's glitched to where there isn't enough time to complete it without either tremendous luck or a miracle.

Gta?

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

argentinianfurry said:
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

And Big Smoke ate all the food...

argentinianfurry said:
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Oh man! that food filled a hole

This statement is just legendary :). But I hate that mission, I can't seem to keep the motorbike run steady.

im dead

I beat it took some time too bad he betrays you. He makes the plot loopwhole in the slaying of CJ's mother.

when I played on PS2 I could do It kinda well but PC 1,198,145,644,481st try and another failure.

Ko-san said:
Train moves at a constant speed over an odd course filled with obstacles and you have to stay beside it so Smoke can shoot the other gang members and he's not a very good shot.Get off track, you're fucked. Bump into something (including the train), you're fucked. Smoke takes too long shooting the thugs, you're fucked. I can't tell you how many times I've failed that mission because Smoke didn't kill them or the train hit an oncoming car and made it hit me.

I remember that the mission was a pain but after around 190 times I beat it then the disc froze on the cutscene

AmericanExistence said:
And Big Smoke ate all the food...

It was getting cold, man.

coconutbutt said:
goddamit, i was trying to make a racist joke but you ruined it with facts.

Why are you trying to make a racist joke?

Lite3000 said:
Why are you trying to make a racist joke?

'cause it's funny

Oh yeah, this is a trophy in grad 5 where you have to board the merry weather train on the first go while riding a dirt bike as Trevor Phillips and you earn a trophy called "better than cj"

trevor_phillips said:
Gta?

Grand Theft Auto.

Asslover said:
I beat it took some time too bad he betrays you. He makes the plot loopwhole in the slaying of CJ's mother.

Did you really just spoil it for me?

DrButtGhost said:
how was this mission so damn hard? all you had to do was follow the damn train from a short distance, not hug the fucking thing.

THANK YOU IT WASN'T HARD AT ALL

coconutbutt said:
'cause it's funny

DAS RACISS!

frozenflames619 said:
DAS RACISS!

yup, i can hear the SJW army tapping away on twitter as we speak.

revios said:
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

_{Ryder: "You ate all the damn food!"}

_{Big Smoke: "It was gettin' cold, man."}

Guys... he's

Big Smoke

...'cause he's a cloud...

...of smoke...

...I'll leave now.

Relevant?

DAMN I rember this I got wasted the first time

Dragon_Fapper_97 said:
THANK YOU IT WASN'T HARD AT ALL

Yeah, I actually found that mission pretty easy, after I figured out not to hug the train, on like the 6th try.

"I'd like two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

I love these comments.

Peridorito said:
"I'd like two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"I'll have a number 9 fat boi"

I can't even remember that mission being hard. Maybe the 360 version made it simpler.

Took me one try

Big smoke is going to be the new meme

ROTHY said:
The cloud girl is from Regular show. Her name is Cloudy Jay, or CJ for short.

The guy behind her is a cloudified version of Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. One of the missions he sends you on involves the main character, also called CJ, and him chasing a train on a motorbike. The mission is notorious for being difficult and failing causes Big Smoke to yell "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"

coconutbutt said:
goddamit, i was trying to make a racist joke but you ruined it with facts.

coconutbutt said:
goddamit, i was trying to make a racist joke but you ruined it with facts.

coconutbutt said:
goddamit, i was trying to make a racist joke but you ruined it with facts.

lol I love me some big smoke lolololo loloolo XD

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Ko-san said:
Train moves at a constant speed over an odd course filled with obstacles and you have to stay beside it so Smoke can shoot the other gang members and he's not a very good shot.Get off track, you're fucked. Bump into something (including the train), you're fucked. Smoke takes too long shooting the thugs, you're fucked. I can't tell you how many times I've failed that mission because Smoke didn't kill them or the train hit an oncoming car and made it hit me.

I beat it in one try, though it was the Remastered version for the 360. Dunno if they made it any easier, and I've played gta for quite some time. What's funny was how when I saw "Wrong side of the tracks", I was like "Oh God, please no", and then I beat it in one try..my reaction was priceless.

oh my fucking god why?

No it's not hard. I always manage to get Smoke to ice three Rifa even before the Las Colinas tunnel entrance.

Then again, I always played on PC, so difference in controls might be a thing.

I feel like I'm the only person here who beat that mission on the second try and didn't understand why people called it was hard.

Am I the only one to finish this mission first go? You keep right of obstacles and get shitloads of warning about oncoming trains, I don't see the difficulty?

*ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ*

I know someone who would really like this

U picked the wrong house fool

Daecrescendo said:
Guys... he's

Big Smoke

...'cause he's a cloud...

...of smoke...

...I'll leave now.

Shit, he ain't cloudy he's big-boned.

hahaha 10/10

PFFFFFFFFFFFT HA, i lauged way too hard at this one

archaic_celestial said:
Because the internet.

childish gambino

Same old CJ, busta, straight busta.