I would gladly board one of these ahem... 'airplanes'

Well this is just fabulous.

is it just me or is DB taking longer to put stuff out?

In Reversal Russia The gryffons ride YOU!

man i dont give a flying fuck about anything! murhurhurhur

This is your captain speaking "we might be encountering some turbulence in a few moments with a lot of rising and falling motions, please make sure your seated comfortably on your docking clamp and all belts are secured tightly."